Fucked up my foot. You ever do something this dumb?

djruiner

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just caught a hangnail.

i'm going to start a thread. just to see if this common occurrence has happened to anyone else.
it beats my testicle/fart bubble thread...guys know what i mean...when you let one rip and a fart bubble creeps up your nuts...im sure its happened to others and i feel a thread on a cannabis growing website about it is needed...i can eat away at bandwidth too.
 

Tenner

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it beats my testicle/fart bubble thread...guys know what i mean...when you let one rip and a fart bubble creeps up your nuts...im sure its happened to others and i feel a thread on a cannabis growing website about it is needed...i can eat away at bandwidth too.
LOL that so happens it hasn`t for ages but I guess you need the right batch of fart and right underwear :D

I saw something on an urban dictionary once "hemerrhoid fart" its apparently when a fart kinda doesn`t wanna come out and feels like a bubble. Cracked me up :D

I`m still laughing but I can`t rep you lolz
 

Urca

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Lol well this thread was about an uncommon, stupid injury. Not a hangnail! :) so why wouldnt i ask if anyone else has hurt themselves in such a dumb way
 

Tenner

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i know, it's terible. i've been trying to sstop my neurotic tendancies by purposely touching my foot and not washing my hands but it will haunt me. i am so uncomfortbale if i have foot on my hand or under my nail!! i hate worryin about these things. my dogs r very clean, they dont shed and they dont get fleas. ticks are very uncommon here. i am bad with lenses too. i have 2 week ones but ill wear them for months.

i was wondering what kind of person would want to be a podiatrist. it seems like a boring specialty. probably the last one i would ever do. i would hate dealing with people's feet all day.

oh yes, the reason i asked about podiatrist. if you truly had bad feet, you would have had to see one and you have. so they probably r bad!!
I know what you mean its hard for girls to do that. I think its because we get the concept of being sexy mixed up with stuff like clothes and hygine too much while advertisers take %100 advantage :) Jesus, the worst kind of adverts to me are hygine products I spit anger when I see them, honestly!!

But if you started using a microscope you would know what I mean. Theres simply no way of getting yourself dirt free. Your skin is like a zoo full of living things that would freak you out! (vids on youtube) You can`t get rid of them and it wouldn`t be beneficial if you did.

I was very careful while doing stuff like growing bacteria and taking photos. But one day I washed my hands 3 times and looked at them under the microscope. The patterns in your skin look like the grand canyon half full of some black muck, after washing them 3 times too. Look at flies or insects, they are full of hairs with loads of dirt stuck to them but I wouldn`t even wash my hands after looking at insects except cockroaches. I mean a moth flies in your mouth and nothings going to happen. Eat ants, bees, centipedes whatever you like but go into a plane at the right season full of international people coughing and chances are your going to get ill.

My own dirt is absolutely no issue to me, thats a fact and neither is my girlfriends but its VERY hard to make girls feel sexy with their own sweet&sour lol. Other peoples dirt isn`t an issue too but you have the risk of disease and illness carried by people so that makes it the issue. I`m more scared of peoples dirt than animals or nature. I`ve been in this city for 1 year now and I will wash my hands 1/10 times when I eat... But people who will kick my ass about this will be using their mobile phone in the bus and before dinner or eating snacks on the way, rubbing their face and whatnot.

Just look up facts they will show best. %80 of a persons dirt is on their mobile phone but unless your an ultimate hygine nazi you wouldn`t think about answering a call from a friends phone while eating :)
 

Tenner

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I used to dance in high school, and dancing FUCKS UP your feet. Since that made me throughly ashamed of my feet, I refuse to get a pedicure, because Idk what they will think and when Im home im bare foot, but out in public if I have to take off my shoes, I always have to keep my socks on.
Podiatrists are trying to get people foot aware so they don`t lock them up in trainers and end up with white feet full of hard skin.

And Urca, this is what my left foot looks like, only a bit worse and I`m not going to hate what my foot is because I think others would.

foot1.jpg

I been going swimming last 2 days so you can`t wear socks either. I used to be self concious but I`ve made peace with it now :)
 

keller420

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I once got third degree burns all over my hand while I was making a 'firebomb' by filling a 4L milk jug full of butane, then when I lit it I didnt get my hand out soon enough. It actually caught on fire for a second or two.
 

fdd2blk

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lol wow... i just hurt myself in a stupid way in the middle of the night, couldnt sleep cause it hurt, wanted to know if this happened to anyone else... didnt know you guys would freak out like this..

idk, i was just always told never itch your feet, and if you do you better go put rubbing alcohol on your hands.. so I didnt touch my foot
wait a minute, i thought we were supposed to react. otherwise why post a new thread? if it was no big deal?

i'm a mod, not your idol.
 

brandon.

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I can truly understand peoples disgust with feet, I'm just finding it hard to understand that people are afraid to touch their own feet. Does that mean your feet don't get washed?!
 

djruiner

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I can truly understand peoples disgust with feet, I'm just finding it hard to understand that people are afraid to touch their own feet. Does that mean your feet don't get washed?!
that's why we have Asian women...to wash your feet and call you "Joe" or "soldier boy"
 

Tenner

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How does that happen? The pic on the left I mean.
It happens genetically and gets aggrevated if you don`t take care of it i.e get self concious and hide it away in your shoe all the time so its getting pressed on.

Its quite sucky because it aches but it can do everything else a normal foot can do.

Happens when the bone on the side doesn`t stop growing. At my age its an intense bunion (I had an instep which went unnoticed making it worse)

So basicly I can have it operated on and all but that would be cosmetic at the moment. Give it some more years and it will actually be necessary.

Biggest problem with these are that they hurt when they are cold :(

But I walk for hours a day, sprint, its fine on a 3 day camping hike in boots and all. Just aches, bastard lol
 

medicalmaryjane

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I can truly understand peoples disgust with feet, I'm just finding it hard to understand that people are afraid to touch their own feet. Does that mean your feet don't get washed?!
my feet r clean. i am more disgusted with other people's feet and i don't need to wipe my hands with alcohol after touching feet, that's Urca's thing. lol. i am sterile but not like a freaking OR
 

brandon.

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I wash my feet, lol.
Ok cool, I was just making sure lol. I didn't know if not liking to touch your feet was something that included in the shower or not.

my feet r clean. i am more disgusted with other people's feet and i don't need to wipe my hands with alcohol after touching feet, that's Urca's thing. lol. i am sterile but not like a freaking OR
Ahh ok. I thought one of your posts meant you didn't like to touch your foot either. I'm high so I'm probably thinking of another post. To me feet are like hands, not much difference. Sure feet get sweaty but so do hands. As long as they're clean and not gross, I have no issues with them. I wouldn't touch a strangers feet, or a mans feet but I've given pretty much all my ex's foot massages. Except one, her feet were gross. It was one of the reasons we broke up. She had that shit where the bottom of her feet were almost hard. Like a 1/4" thick layer of dead skin looking shit. Made me want to puke. Ugh I'm going to have nightmares about it tonight.
 
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