Fucked up my foot. You ever do something this dumb?

I did summink pretty stu-pid before lol, In short, went out with some mates got very drunk on Whisky.. Smoked a few doob's and then went down the beach, we were running along the tops of beach huts and jumping the gaps (1 - 2M apart), I was on a propper role and jumped like 8 or 10 gaps WHEN... !! I started loosing my balance and ran sidewards I fell about 14 ft down, landed on my fist and ribs, and broke 3 bones (metacarpals) in my hand and bruised my ribs, lol thats not the worst bit!! 2 of the bones in my hand had 'Snapped' and were pokeing through the side of my hand, kinda crossed over.. Under any normal circumstance I woulda greened out, But not this time! I tried pushing the broken metacarpals back into my hand, then I passed out and woke up an hour or so later in A&E curtasy of a taxi.. I was fucked lol still shit happens eh?!! - STELTHY

i stepped on a bee yesterday. it stung my pinky toe.

my story was made into a hit broadway musical featuring jake gyllenhaal as the lead.

sorry to hear the news urca.. it will feel better when it quits hurting...

beardo is going to be upset, you know he's bound to have a foot fetish and you won't let him suck on those big ole fat, meaty things.

Lol wtf this thread lol

What's everyone's problem, this is the right place for this post, tired of the post don't look, move on.

FDD fine example of being a none biased mod, this is cyber bullying, shame on you, your the good guy were supost to look up to and trust on here, not a very productive post on your part.Time to brush up on your people skills.Cyber bullying is not allowed, leave her alone and go shut down a boob or pantie thread, what you that bored you got time for this ?????

I know a lot of people hate feet... but you seriously can't touch your own feet? WTF

I thought it was a good idea when I was like 7 to jump on some massive belts turning cogs on a hammer mill. The machine was out of use (unplugged) I wasn`t that dumb but what I didn`t calculate being 7 was that my toes were going to go in between the belts while I was bouncing up absolutely fucking my balance up.

Result it propelled me 2m into the air, nice turn and an impressive head first dive on concrete... It didn`t even hurt I just heard this massive BANG sound all the way in my brain and up my body and just passed out on the instant lol

I have a massive bump on the top of my head ever since its like tectonic plates forming volcanos or something Its not visible but you can really feel it lol

(Urca when my feet stank and itched so bad I used to scratch them with a penny and put it in the bin )

I love rubbing my chick's feet. I'm not one of those guys that beat off on their chick's feet when they're asleep. Although I find that quite amusing to hear about.

i ran my foot over with a hi-lo i was driving , was driving it through the back parking lot that has pot holes everywhere ,
got it stuck so i jumped off it and saw the wheels were uneven , one was just spinning over a hole , so i started to kick gravel under it ,
wrong thing to do , it grabed my foot and rolled over it and was free , lol , hurt bad for a week

sniffer said:

i ran my foot over with a hi-lo i was driving , was driving it through the back parking lot that has pot holes everywhere ,
got it stuck so i jumped off it and saw the wheels were uneven , one was just spinning over a hole , so i started to kick gravel under it ,
wrong thing to do , it grabed my foot and rolled over it and was free , lol , hurt bad for a week

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OUCH!!! lol

why is it cyber bullying? No one told her to lie about people here and no one told her to post pics of herself either, i dont know what you are complaining about!

She continually engaged in several threads with us and said she was done when she was not.

I myself and Johnnyorganic were not fond of her lying about us not liking her and 'hating her!"

woodsmaneh! said:

What's everyone's problem, this is the right place for this post, tired of the post don't look, move on.

FDD fine example of being a none biased mod, this is cyber bullying, shame on you, your the good guy were supost to look up to and trust on here, not a very productive post on your part.Time to brush up on your people skills.Cyber bullying is not allowed, leave her alone and go shut down a boob or pantie thread, what you that bored you got time for this ?????

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UncleBuck said:

i stepped on a bee yesterday. it stung my pinky toe.

my story was made into a hit broadway musical featuring jake gyllenhaal as the lead.

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(snort)

dirtyho1968 said:

I love rubbing my chick's feet. I'm not one of those guys that beat off on their chick's feet when they're asleep. Although I find that quite amusing to hear about. Urca, pull yourself together girl.

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Yeah, I'm the same way. I'm always down to rub my girls feet. She has pretty feet though, she takes care of them like the rest of her body. I don't sit there and smell them, or touch them while she's sleeping or anything creepy like that.

I've never really understood the disgust with feet. As long as the girl takes care of them, and they aren't ugly or deformed they're exactly like hands...

ahhhh hahahahhahahahahaha, lol

that was funny, but that sucks though! its like the dude trying to push the tree shrubs into the large industrial shrub grinder and it caught his shirt, although his turnout was not so good

sniffer said:

i ran my foot over with a hi-lo i was driving , was driving it through the back parking lot that has pot holes everywhere ,
got it stuck so i jumped off it and saw the wheels were uneven , one was just spinning over a hole , so i started to kick gravel under it ,
wrong thing to do , it grabed my foot and rolled over it and was free , lol , hurt bad for a week

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yea, i can grab my soda can with my feet, can you?

brandon. said:

Yeah, I'm the same way. I'm always down to rub my girls feet. She has pretty feet though, she takes care of them like the rest of her body. I don't sit there and smell them, or touch them while she's



sleeping or anything creepy like that.

I've never really understood the disgust with feet. As long as the girl takes care of them, and they aren't ugly or deformed they're exactly like hands...

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olylifter420 said:

why is it cyber bullying? No one told her to lie about people here and no one told her to post pics of herself either, i dont know what you are complaining about!

She continually engaged in several threads with us and said she was done when she was not.

I myself and Johnnyorganic were not fond of her lying about us not liking her and 'hating her!"

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I like Urca, but it's like a car wreck.Gotta look. She's a sweet girl. I'm just bored laid up.
Urca, where do you live?

what's tomorrow's thread going to be, "i washed my nasty feet and they don't itch no more"?

olylifter420 said:

yea, i can grab my soda can with my feet, can you?

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LOL, I've never tried Oly. You mean like grabbing it with both feet on each side type of thing? Or can you grab a soda can with one foot, cause that would be pretty impressive!

i bet you cant lick your elbow ?

Aren`t you being trolls in her thread now?