Finish the sentence above you!

enlightenment, my ears have never been cleaner.

If I could wish for one thing it would be...

more wishes

and then i would use my wishes to..........

....rule the world mmmwwwwwwuuuuuuaaaaahhhhhaaaaa

I met a genie once.....

who was vastly obeise, i said to her why dont u majic urself thin?


and she said............

..."u calling me fat then mutha fucka?"

that's when I......

went to bed because it was way past my bedtime.

Never have I ever...

...seen such an angry genie.

For the next week....

i couldnt leave the house cuz the crazy fat btch sat right in front of my door, her back fat was pushing though my letter box.

good job i had just....................

...eaten marmalade or else!

I'd dread to think...

that you grandma had already used it for lube with grandpa.

But on the other hand...

theres spit

how many fingers is bestt.............

...to use for that anyway?

When a mad dog vomits all over your...

crotch you just have him lick it right back up!

Thats the best way to

...solve ejaculation problems like a blocked piss-hole or something.

When dogs hump each other...

an angel gets its wings

but when people hump each other...

...someone gets a VERY messy, er something...


Every toolbox springs into a tree when...

u stand on it.

standing on a round a bout only leads to ......

pikeys pitchin a tent and tethering some ponys on it.

what key can open every lock? ... a pikey!

an american equivilant of a chav is a............

...I forget what Chav means...

If I ever....