Finish the sentence above you!

smoke from the bong I ordered 3 weeks ago.


I might get

aids from a prostitued i falaged last night.

i sure do i hope its not ....

something I could give to my dog.

Oh well, I could always ...

smoke another bowl because I just stung by a BEE.

Well it could have been...

worse i could of been stung by a hornet, im lergic to them and ill die lol.

too many clones...................

can b a pain in the arse.

walkin through the wood i saw a ..............

castle in the sky.

Once you have it...

dont give it to me i just got rid of it lol.

I like getting sticky finger when i.................................

mr west said:

dont give it to me i just got rid of it lol.

I like getting sticky finger when i.................................

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...grab my fresh bud.

i am well on the way to...

..The Kitchen but I smoked a bowl instead.

I love eating ...

rice pudding.

ppl ask me why ...............

the hell you like rice pudding lol

Once I had some particularly bad rice pudding at my grandmas as a kid, and when your there you HAVE to finished your food, there was no option. I ended up throwing up all over. Then I had to clean it up lol. Im traumatized for life and will never be able to eat it agian lol

The first time I...

i told that story my dad made me eat 3 bowls of ambrosia on the trot.


My dad was so pissed when i.....................

...caught him with the neghbours' chicken.

so pissed,infact, that...

He pulled the chcken head clean off and ran off with the chicknes body still attatched to him flapping and dripping blood every where.

I never did see.................

...my mum much after "that" incident.

However......

my dad's pretty famous now.

Personally, I prefer...

..bagders, cuz they grow some mean chilis.

once, i was chatting away with.....

this big green guy who played the slide trombone.

He told me that....

..every day, if u wash properly, "you too, can be green like me".

Since that day of....