Disgusted

ChronicObsession

ChronicObsession

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Urca said:
So today I go into my bathroom to do my business, and i move the shower curtain to re-arrange it.. and there are little chunks of HUMAN SHIT in my bath tub. Those were not there yesterday, or last night. I am absolutely disgusted and worked a way out to clean it using a super sized chopstick pushing a rag soaked in Lysol.
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?
Like, the toilet is seriously right next to the bath tub.
WHY WOULDNT YOU CLEAN IT UP AFTER YOURSELF???
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One time I was constipated for 3 days. Shitting in the shower is a shore fire way to give birth to the most massive log of shit possible without lubes, thanks to hot water and mist and stuff. Probably some constipated fool gave birth to a massive rocky mountain load in your shower and maybe it was a dark bathroom or something and they missed some little chunkies. Oh well :/ that's why people shouldn't share their homes with other people. Peace :lol:
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Once I was constipated for twelve days. I'd add "I shit you not" but that would be redundant, no? cn

(The end of that siege of the entrails ended rather unspectacularly.)
 
ChronicObsession

ChronicObsession

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cannabineer said:
Once I was constipated for twelve days. I'd add "I shit you not" but that would be redundant, no? cn

(The end of that siege of the entrails ended rather unspectacularly.)
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I want to like this nugget of nutty humor, but sadly, the website is running strangely these days, and there are no likes. WTF!!!!! I dare not say anything funny again if likes are gone
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
ChronicObsession said:
I want to like this nugget of nutty humor, but sadly, the website is running strangely these days, and there are no likes. WTF!!!!! I dare not say anything funny again if likes are gone
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I know how you feel, but i soldier on regardless ... relentless. It's my nature.
Every rare once in a while someone slings me a portion of Rep, and somehow, it makes it all worthwhile. (wanders off humming Judy Garland tunes) cn
 
ohmy

ohmy

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never mind the like button . where the hell is the flush lever...This sucker stinks
 
ChronicObsession

ChronicObsession

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Leave it to Urca to be the one to start such a hilarious dilemma thread. Urca, I never hated you and I never trolled your home page. The scandals that have arisen from your posts are quite entertaining none the less. The brown scatter problem is pretty dire I might add. Trap that poopy shower troll and cover his anus with duct tape!
 
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