Dealer Etiquette

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space_weaseal

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TIP YOUR Dealer??????
Not this white boy..I drive across town to get mine, and most dealers are making a good profit anyway...(i know i have been there), and its hard to get one that wont pinch it...The only person's i tip is if someone is picking something up for me..


I forgot to mention, i never conduct any transaction at my home...To me thats just a NO,NO..I own and have too much to lose.
That rule is never broken even if its someone i have known for many years...
 
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4)Your bag seems a tiny bit short, or its too seedy, or it just wasnt very good herb. Dont start spewing off at the mouth to your dealer like he grew the shit him or herself. I dont imagine its really easy to generally measure a substance that consits of varying proportions of stem, seed, leaf and bud.
On top of that, as we all know, all weed can vary in high. If you truly feel shorthanded about it, just politely ask your dealer about it and SHOW them.
9 times out of 10, any decent human being will agree and compensate you for it, IF your complaint is relevant.

I agree 100% with number 2,3,and 5, but 1 and 4 are bullshit
This one bugs me...
If some one hands me a bag of shake, it will be handed right back to them with no money...Your dealer is not in it for your humanity but profit only...And if you accept a bag of shake expect to start seeing alot of them....And yes they do know what the hell they are giving you.. If they get ripped off by buying a bail of shake then thats there stupid mistake, but im not going to be the one to recoupe there lost.....
Sorry but that burns me, and if your dealer is doing that shit to you, (find a new dealer).
And about being short: He may not be the one growing, but he sure the hell is the one weighing it...(thats the crazyist shit i heard in a while)
 
Whereisdabud

Whereisdabud

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i just had to say fuck the tipping the dealer shit,when you have to drive to his house and pick it up yourself. He should tip me right? ;)
 
MajoR_TokE

MajoR_TokE

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My dealer is also a long time friend of mine so things run smooth on my end. Whenever he stops by to hook me up he also brings a blunt and at least a 6 pack. Yesterday he had to stay home for some reason so i had to go pick up, when i got to his house of course he invited me and the old lady in for a blunt and couple beers and dropped the price $10.00 because i picked up. Last year when he went to mexico he left his phone with me while he was gone. He makes money...

Buy a pound... about $2800.00 for good quality.

Sell it for $60.00 a quarter or $120.00 a half(very reasonable where i'm from). Because people always want deals on O's, only sell quarters and halfs so you make more money. It takes about 2-3 days to move a pound this way.

$60.00 X 64 quarters = $3840.00 minus your initial investment of $2800.00 = $1040.00 profit for a couple days work.

Now Grow your own and sell it this way... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$!:mrgreen:
So yeah they make money and there's no need for a tip. I don't.
 
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IgOtDaTfIrE

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well #3 aint dat tru not dat many snitch when i wuz 14 i got hit with 2 felony 3s i never once said a name and i wuz facn 6 years
 
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mr j2

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id only ever tip if it was a friend getting it from a dealer for me or if it was a friend i was buying it off of or if someone had to drive for it. generally the smaller dealers charge more and put out less, the larger dealers charge less but have more business so theyre all making some money. they decided to be in that business and they make what they make, if they aren't satisfied then they obviously would stop dealing.. so im assuming they aren't coming out even all the time
 
SoQuick

SoQuick

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"well #3 aint dat tru not dat many snitch when i wuz 14 i got hit with 2 felony 3s i never once said a name and i wuz facn 6 years"

what the hell is that.... i can almost make it out but seriously if you want to make a post and have something to say.... typing it dont use crappy slang it makes everybody dumber that trys to read it
 
Doc OG

Doc OG

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Yo SoQuick where did that picture come from in your avatar? Thats unbelievable never seen that many trychs before. btw you all think 2500 dollars for a pound of very good but seeded og kush is fair?
 
YungMune

YungMune

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1. never go to your dealers house, ring the door bell, and ask for weed. i had a fukin idiot keep doing that after i told him not to. shoulda fuked his ass up
 
mal_crane

mal_crane

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I realize this happens to be kind of an old thread, but something has inspired me to leave a post saying any dealer or buyer who believes in this list ought to be slapped in the face with a big wet fish! This list of etiquette is half nonsense, at least where I come from. I would also like to say that although I have been on both sides of the seller/buyer scenario, the majority of my time has been spent on the seller level.

First of all: 1) God damn it tip your friggin dealer. You think he wants to drive some illegal shit to your house or carry it around just to break even or make a lousy profit
time and time again? If you dont make it worth their while they arent going to keep you burning for long. Be prepared to tip very well, its your responsibilty as a non-ass bag.

This is ridiculous! First of all dealers know the risk of what they do and any good dealer makes a very good profit or else they wouldn't continue on with what they do. Second, any dealer who expects me to buy from them had better be making it worth MY while, not the other way around. It is not my responsibility to buy from anyone. It is, however, a seller's responsibility to convince me to buy from them when there are tens of other sources to buy from. Where I'm from the only proper etiquette even close to this rule is that if you're buying a bag, be prepared to pack a bowl or roll a joint out of your bag to smoke with the guy. After all, the more you do this, the more likely it is the guy will be willing to catch you a buzz when you don't have the money to buy any.

When I don't have anything to get rid of and I'm only looking for something small, I go to the same guy I've been going to since I started smoking. He'll hook me up with fat bags for cheaper than the other people that go to him, just because I catch him a buzz damn near everyday and I stay loyal to him. Also, in the way of tip etiquette. Maybe some day you get a hold of some dank green and your guy only has had commercial for the last month or two, throw him a bag of some stinky green and you can be sure he'll remember your favor when it's the other way around.

2) Really this should have been number 1, but Im too lazy and stoned to rearrange it. NEVER EVER EVER EVER SNITCH. Let me go into detail here on this one because this is the side to the human psyche that makes me hate people. When you decide to take up marijuana as a fun hobby, you agree to breaking said law, and you take your own personal chance with whatever risks or repercussions. If you get pinched, you accept it, and take responsibilty for your actions. You dont hand them over someone's name, you dont pull others into your own personal hole just because your too thin skinned to deal with it alone. Besides, you think your going to get in a shit load of trouble over possession? In the words of George Carlin, "Take a fuckin chance people". Oh an dont give me that, well Im a respected physician and all that career horse shit. Your career isnt worth a pile of frog shit to me in comparison to someone's freedom, specially someone who got you the very weed you got pinched for. Anyway, Im passionate about this one so sorry for the lengthyness lol

DUH! The shouldn't even be in a list of dealer etiquette. COMMON SENSE= DON'T SNITCH!

3)Keep the little thugs out of it. Dont buy from kids and dont sell to kids. Am I saying this because pot is a horrible drug and kills braincells and save the children yadda yadda yadda? Fuck no. Im saying it cause kids are nothing but trouble on both ends. Little 16 year old thugletts will get you pinched because they just cant zip lips, and in these modern times, I dont expect much integrity either. You rarities that were raised by good parents are the exception im sure, but just as a general rule, (in selling or buying) Id prefer to avoid you until you old enough to develop standards.

I'm slightly split on this issue, only because I've been there and as a young twenty-something, I do tend to have a group of friends who are just exiting high school.. Personally, just use good judgment when it comes to this issue. For instance, I might sell to a 16 year old neighbors kid whose parents know he smokes and also get bud from me, whereas some kid who asks me on the street, probably wouldn't get the time of day from me not to mention where to find a bag. Then again it works the other way too as there are people in their forties who I just wouldn't sell to if they asked me. If I don't know you don't come to me.

4)Your bag seems a tiny bit short, or its too seedy, or it just wasnt very good herb. Dont start spewing off at the mouth to your dealer like he grew the shit him or herself. I dont imagine its really easy to generally measure a substance that consits of varying proportions of stem, seed, leaf and bud.
On top of that, as we all know, all weed can vary in high. If you truly feel shorthanded about it, just politely ask your dealer about it and SHOW them.
9 times out of 10, any decent human being will agree and compensate you for it, IF your complaint is relevant.

Are you kidding me? If I get a shitty, shaky, seeded bag or if my bag looks short, you can expect for me to hand it right back. I don't give a shit if the guy tells me it's superweed with 50% thc, if it is obviously short, then go screw yourself. Dealers should be making an impression with their bags to make me want to come back for more. I would expect anybody who thought a bag I sold was shitty to tell me about it as well. If I agree more than likely I'll give him a better bag next time if its possible. Besides the dealer wants to know how his customers feel about the quality/quantity of the weed so that he can fix the problem. No dealer wants to lose their customers and not know why.

To add to this list, I would like to say don't bring new people to your dealer unless you talk it over first. No dealer wants some stranger walking up to his house looking for bags. I would rather meet someone away from my home, and away from where I deal. Let your dealer meet the person in a neutral environment, if your dealer is ok with the guy bring it up that you were thinking of bringing said guy over some time and see how the dealer responds.

So now, my revised list of dealer etiquette comes into play.

Be loyal
Don't snitch
Respect each other
Don't bring strangers with you
Use good judgment of character
 
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bunique209

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ive never heard of tipping, but some kids will ask me to deliver, and pick up a swisher... are you kidding me kid?
 
Sexi420

Sexi420

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skynet said:
something has inspired me to list a set of helpful guidelines i follow when it comes to buying mary jane. I dont know why this bothers me, but seeing someone buy grass from an honest fellow, who may not even be a regular dealer and not showing little if any kind of courtesy or appreciation drives me crazy. Now we are all pretty far apart here, we got a few members from uk, usa, england, netherlands, think i even saw a brazilian poster. What do many of us have in common? We are pot enthusiasts living in places grass is pretty much illegal. Now, that being said, its time to tip our hats to those guys who get bud, risk their necks to hook us up, and probably dont profit half the time. I know i know, some dealers make a killing, but im talking about the everyday small time dealers who keep the shit circulating, whom if it werent for you guys, it might not be available at all. My respect to all of ya. Now, if you have read this far into my morning rant, here are the actual integrities for which i speak.

1) god damn it tip your friggin dealer. You think he wants to drive some illegal shit to your house or carry it around just to break even or make a lousy profit
time and time again? If you dont make it worth their while they arent going to keep you burning for long. Be prepared to tip very well, its your responsibilty as a non-ass bag.

2) really this should have been number 1, but im too lazy and stoned to rearrange it. Never ever ever ever snitch. Let me go into detail here on this one because this is the side to the human psyche that makes me hate people. When you decide to take up marijuana as a fun hobby, you agree to breaking said law, and you take your own personal chance with whatever risks or repercussions. If you get pinched, you accept it, and take responsibilty for your actions. You dont hand them over someone's name, you dont pull others into your own personal hole just because your too thin skinned to deal with it alone. Besides, you think your going to get in a shit load of trouble over possession? In the words of george carlin, "take a fuckin chance people". Oh an dont give me that, well im a respected physician and all that career horse shit. Your career isnt worth a pile of frog shit to me in comparison to someone's freedom, specially someone who got you the very weed you got pinched for. Anyway, im passionate about this one so sorry for the lengthyness lol

3)keep the little thugs out of it. Dont buy from kids and dont sell to kids. Am i saying this because pot is a horrible drug and kills braincells and save the children yadda yadda yadda? Fuck no. Im saying it cause kids are nothing but trouble on both ends. Little 16 year old thugletts will get you pinched because they just cant zip lips, and in these modern times, i dont expect much integrity either. You rarities that were raised by good parents are the exception im sure, but just as a general rule, (in selling or buying) id prefer to avoid you until you old enough to develop standards.

4)your bag seems a tiny bit short, or its too seedy, or it just wasnt very good herb. Dont start spewing off at the mouth to your dealer like he grew the shit him or herself. I dont imagine its really easy to generally measure a substance that consits of varying proportions of stem, seed, leaf and bud.
On top of that, as we all know, all weed can vary in high. If you truly feel shorthanded about it, just politely ask your dealer about it and show them.
9 times out of 10, any decent human being will agree and compensate you for it, if your complaint is relevant.

5) respect your dealer like you would anyone else. They are not maximum security, law breaking nazi's that shoot babies with their free time. They are trying to get by like anyone else, and bringing you the god stuff, so in short, the whole meaning of this long and tedious article is to keep all you good dealers in high esteem where you belong. Its in not following these rules that results in pot being kind of hard to find in places similar to where i live.
So to anyone just getting into marijuana, please keep these guidelines in consderation.

P.s. Feel free to add anything i may have left out. Especially if you are a dealer :p
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hi iam not a dealer, but just want to say yes some times its not good, but people have to understand, its dry sometimes and not easy as these people risk there wrongfull persecution trying to help people so i really say god bless to the god ones trying to help people who need it for personal, and health reasons that releives there stress without side affects or being impaired i think its really cruel when they put people in prisons over this especially if there way just trying to help people as our government wants to paly "god" when there nothing but a mere human like anyother who are they cause they dont like what others like? What gives thgem a right to take away someones freedom over a little herb shame on them perhaps they should look at amsterdam, there is no one getting hurt or killed over this . Why dont america try something different not harming anyone harmless natural herb and there not hurting anyone , i feel bad for there poor guy trying to help u out as they get treated like dirt thrown in prison? Give me a break stop wasting tax payer money on encarcerating herb marijuan users i am sick of it and as an american i am saying are we really free?????? Or ruled by man who is trying to play god by the use of force. Please be greatfull cause they put my son in prison for smoking a joint
had v.o.p. And gave him 8 years for nothing never getting the real criminals who robb people or
child predators running freely to hurt others please get them leave people alone, for a little weed (this is suppose to be a free country? Or dictatorship telling people what to do cause u dont like it? Thank u
 
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potisaplant

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another thing you may wanna add is make sure you dont f*cking tell your guy youll buy from him than run to someone else, thats an easy way to never get bud again from that guy
 
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