Dealer Etiquette

pandabear

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you guys do realize these people are buying a bag for say $50 Shawag and turn around and sell it to you for like $80, so if you smoke him out too that makes him your friend. If hes your friend then why doesnt he just give you the dudes number so you can get it for $50:mrgreen:

so I say tips? no way

delivery? his dumbs ass way of doing things, im not gonna complain

smoke with him? only if he is not a dealer and is just helping me find the hookup:mrgreen:
 

laserbrn

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It's so funny to hear everyone complain about the quality and availability of bud. Move to California! We have the best weed hands down on the commercial level. I've only paid $80 for an 8th ONCE and that was at a dispensary. I just had to know if there was much difference between the $50/8th stuff and the $80. There is, about a $5.00 difference to me. If you are spending $80 for an eighter you're doing something wrong.

I have been very fortunate that I haven't had to deal with dealers much. For the most part in my circle all of us grow. If I need to buy some I just call up one of my buddies and they hook it up at a reasonable price. I don't ask them for it super cheap, reasonable, like $50 and eighter.

When they need some, I hook them up just the same. I also just go the dispensary to pick up my medication if I'm bone dry and don't want to bother any of my friends.

My local dispensary is very good to me. I picked up an oz of haze for $330.00. Not the best deal on the planet, but for a legal means of getting bud, it's a good way to go. I don't sell weed commercially, but if I did, I would move the hell out of here.

The show "weeds" is very much about my city. Let's just say it's real close to home (I live where it's filmed) and it's very much ticky tacky and it's very much all the same.

There's no money in it because dispensaries are accessible, and weed here grow's outdoors very nicely so we get good amounts of quality shit without having to pay top $$$. I haven't seen shit weed in a LONG time here.

Don't tip your dealer, get a fair price for a fair product, don't ever snitch, and don't expect anything from your dealer, but what you agree upon.
 

Stoned Bhudda

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Harsh you guys, harsh. First off I live in BC, where the pot is so good thes no point in buying more than a 1/4. I get an 1/8 for $25, sometimes $20. My dealr and I are tight. He calls me when hes bored, and get me to go smoke pot with him. lol He lives in a trialer park, and sells weed all day, and make loads of money. Tipping is pointless, just smoke him up! The other day, he had some shwag, and I wanted a gram, so he gave me a handfull fo bud. BC is awsome, but the weather is not too good where I live.
 

HoLE

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till my closet is ready,,i been buying off the same guy for over 10 years,,,he's not a thug and doesn't grow himself,,,but in 10 years I think I got schwag off him maybe twice,,i didn't ask for anything,,cept for not to have that stuff again,,he is more than happy to accomodate me,,i never tip,,cuz he charges more than most here in Toronto,,,but like I said,,it is always bomb stuff,,and he always has it,,even when no one else does,,my hats off to KennyB,,cheeeeeeers mate

Keep on Growin

HoLE

Plus i get the occasional seed:hump:
 

Mr. Anonymous

Active Member
Maybe the dealers are the ones who should have the etiquette...

I bought a z of schwag.

I was told it was some decent fluff, ive done business 4 or 5 times before with him mind you...

He pulls up next to me, i hand him the $80 and he hands me a bag and says something towards its not the same shit, this stuff is fresh picked.

Then he tells me its still wet... Just right there i explained that that z of weed will dry and will weigh alot less, he just kinda stared... I said fuck it to him, bought the bag and said he just lost a customer from now on.

I get home and the fucking bag weighs 25 grams, stems everywhere, and still wetish.

Still cleaning it and then im going to dry it out.
 

SoQuick

Active Member
"weed is so goddamn cheap here in kanada i can get kush 100$ oz anytime dealers make soooooooo much"

thats a lie ive lives in kanada my whole life, you have to be seriously connected to get $100 a oz for kush and you have to usually be buying a large sack beforeyou get those deals ..... just $100 of kush of the street is impossible in kanada, even in b.c.
 

SoQuick

Active Member
"Move to California! We have the best weed hands down on the commercial level." haha move to b.c. kanada
 
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lynchburgball

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nobody needs to tip shit. prices suck all the way around. think about the guy behind your little distributor, he's the one fucking ppl. it's the dealer's responsibility to deal w/ that. our demand is just too high. OBVIOUSLY we're all totally addicted.
 

I'msostonedagain

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If you do it right, there is practically no risk. Plus knowin' a higher rankin' cop in your area helps a little. I've smoked with him lots of times. The first time I smoked him out he said, "This pot is so much better than the shit I take from these kids." :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :blsmoke: :blsmoke:
there was a time 15+ years ago that I was driving 4 hours each way to get 5 lbs. I was making this drive every other day. I had to smoke out a Gatlinburg, TN cop before I left everytime, or I was gonna get caught. I never did get caught on that long drive back with all that herb. I just decided that the $500 I was making every other day wasn't worth the risk. I haven't sold in years.:joint: I am just a hardcore smoker now:hump:

I'msostoned
 

soto88

Active Member
As a former street pharmacist id like to thank the ts for his post.Alot of times dealers do make more money but alot of times they dont.I dont expect ppl to buy something if it isnt good but if u say can u deliver an eith for fifty and then say u only have 45 on you then ill expect u to crap 5 dollars or for you to smoke at least a gram blunt with me and only me.
 

soto88

Active Member
The good herb isnt where the money is.You need a good commercial bulk buy.If I was to sell weed (not that I am so dont ask me for it) I'd say I would get a pound for about $200 turn around sell it as a whole for $950 take home 750 after exspenses and waht not keep $500 profit per lb do 50 -100 a month and figure incomes around $25000-50000.Thats if I was a dealer which I do not sell weed as it is illegal.You d have to be retarded to sell weed for 150 profit and have to drive to go get it. lol Remember selling drugs is illegal.
Wow i know ur not a dealer because u dont even know the prices for weed....Even if u did get a p for 200 bucks im sure all it would do is give u a headache and a debt of 200 dollars.
 

biggflintmi

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my guy got his ounces for $40. He sells it to me for $30 a 1/4 ounce and $110 an ounce. Its o.k. shit not chronic but gets you high as hell. He was always cool with me until recently. I got a half that was a 1/8 shy. So i called him up he says hell have it in a couple days cause he just moved out of town and i had to wait for him to come. He lives about an hour away and I get it when hes in town.He says hell bring it to me. He has never brought it i always pick it up so definitely he never gets a tip. O.k. so here comes friday no answer on his phone so o.k..next day he says i have to come get it. So im like fuck it and go get it. He hands me some shit in a cig wrapper. Not even close to an 1/8. So fuck dealer etiquite he can kiss my ass. That and prices are the reason im growing.
 

Chrisuperfly

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I grow because...well its relaxing and its a great non-destructive hobby. Granted its illegal but, hey when I am high I am not running around the neighborhood or at the bar, etc. I am at home with my wife having a little quality time and token, what more could you ask for. Especially after a long day of putting up with bullshit at work. I also grow because I live in the most paranoid city in the U.S., Wash D.C.

When I go home to visit my family there are a few regular people that give me the hook up. Very good people that will drive out from the city to make deliveries. Last time I was home I was so happy to get a bag I gave him $20 for the gas. Its decent weed, not the bomb but, it's still a nice high at a very good price. I have been known to tip depending on the quanitity I get. If I buy a QP I don't think thats necessary but, if a guy drives 20 miles to deliver a 1/4 or an 1/8 I think its the right thing to do.:joint:
 

Ralphie

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unfortuantley where I am.. the kids in highschool are the only ones who sell pot.. and i dont feel like dealing with them just to smoke
 

Chrisuperfly

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nobody needs to tip shit. prices suck all the way around. think about the guy behind your little distributor, he's the one fucking ppl. it's the dealer's responsibility to deal w/ that. our demand is just too high. OBVIOUSLY we're all totally addicted.

Prices are waaaaaaaay high here where I live. $100.00 for a quarter is rediculous is my opinion for anything less than a face-melter. In the Chicagoland area where I am from I can get bud at $80 an ounce......go figure Washington D.C.......the city that knows how to fuck ya.
 

edsthreads

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Guilty of 4 for sure, I'm a fussy bugger at the bset of times & when weed doesn't come up to scratch I'm usually on the phone moaning, but gotta say for No.1, I've never tipped a dealer coz they'll expect it every time, like your Dominos Pizza guy, but I see the Logic.... maybe just ass-kiss a bit but not too much, No one likes a brown-noser..
 

Tidalwavedave

Active Member
Well those are good rules but instead of tips I just smoke out my dealer at his house so he doesnt drive anywhere oh ya if ur a dealer dont carry alot of baggies cause they can reason to suspect u of selling dope
 
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