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racerboy71

bud bootlegger
The trouble is, they grow up to eat you.
i was watching dane cooks stand up.. he was saying how he thinks black babies are the cutest things ever, and how he wants to adopt one, blah blah blah, than he said he would get rid of it at around 11 or 12 as that is when they get scary, lol.. i thought it was rather funny..
 

jpill

Well-Known Member
Watch out for Coffee Mate's Hazelnut creamer. That shit will get you hooked for reals ! I had to stop cold turkey !!
 

The Cryptkeeper

Well-Known Member
i was watching dane cooks stand up.. he was saying how he thinks black babies are the cutest things ever, and how he wants to adopt one, blah blah blah, than he said he would get rid of it at around 11 or 12 as that is when they get scary, lol.. i thought it was rather funny..
That is the fucking funniest thing ever. I find that black babies have a higher ration of cuteness, but not a higher quality of cuteness with the advent of every baby...
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I hold your life in the palm of my hand, bear.



PS. Yes, I have effeminate hands, what of it?
Sorry Crypt ... it's just that the juxtaposition of april's "make me" with the phrase "real nuts" combined with your avi's absence of flesh tickled my funny bone.

And just what is that twee beastie in the pic? Is that actually a photo featuring your hands? cn
 

The Cryptkeeper

Well-Known Member
Sorry Crypt ... it's just that the juxtaposition of april's "make me" with the phrase "real nuts" combined with your avi's absence of flesh tickled my funny bone.

And just what is that twee beastie in the pic? Is that actually a photo featuring your hands? cn
That's a fucking baby polar bear. lmao I don't now if it actually is the tiniest, but the nametag indicates it maybe have set the world record for the smallest documented baby polar bear.

No not my hand, I have enough of that in my avatar as it is.
 
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