Crazy Shit In Your Backyard

madmonk

Member
Well,What is some wierd shit that has happened in your backyard,parking lot etc.Heres mine-This past summer,in the middle of the afternoon my broinlaws,there wives and a small gathering of friends were tokin and bbqing when one of the ladies yells-"Bear!"We all turn to look and about 20 feetaway a very large black bear is just standing there looking at us,looking around and out of a trail from the bush comes a cop with his AR-a MNR dude with his glock out.The bear bolts across the yard hotly pursued by the pair and up another bush trail.We hear all kinds of yelling and shit.A few minutes later the cop and theMNR guy come racing back,through the yard and gone.This all takes place in the period of no more than 4 to 6 minutes.We all have a laugh and continue with what we are doing-token,BBQing and drinking beer.My wife slids on up to me.gives me a peck on the cheek and whispers into my ear-"Hes back !"Lo and behold,the bear is having a nice long drink from our pond.We men folk,being the heros we are charged the bear and he left for parts unknown.I cant help but wonder if the cop even noticed the cloud of smoke he ran through-twice!lolWhats your story.
 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
This is the crazy shit going on in my back yard:



It has been picking off my birds one by one. It's looking at my feeder and choosing its next entree.
 

Balzac89

Undercover Mod
Nice story - just don't try the last part in my backyard. ;-)

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As far as crazy shit - here's a first for me.

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Fuck those assholes losing the rig trying to get away from Alaskan taxes.

A bull was shot dead in my backyard. I wasn't home but there was blood everywhere.

I was told it got shot atleast 20 times or more before it took a slug to the head. Stupid cops shooting a bull with a 9mm in the body
 

oldtimer54

Well-Known Member
Back in the 70's when the movie Jaws was all the rage my 2 younger brothers made a 12 foot greatwhite shark out of wire newspaper and plaster of paris...it was very life like and large enough for one of them to climb inside a hole they left in the bottom. That shark hung between two trees in our backyard for what I remember to b about a year it was quite the conversation piece if I say so my self. The old man finally got tired of looking at it and made us take it down....we gave it a proper send off gas and fire works were involved if I remember correctly !!
 

Stonerman Enoch

Well-Known Member
Back when I lived in Alaska, just a day or two earlier we went ice fishing so we had a good 50 pounds of fish outside hanging out curing in our yard when all of a sudden either a grizzly or black bear comes out of the woods and just starts munching in to our catch. He had a silver winter coat so I don't which type it was, probably a black bear though because he didn't have grizzled fur and he was medium sized. Best of all we video taped it, but I've moved to so many states that I lost the tape along the way. Still remember watching it a few times though.
 
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