Could You Survive A Zombie Outbreak?

hmmmmm... well the first thing id do is rob the gun store thats within walking distance, then gather all my friends and camp out inside wal mart with guns drawn, ready to shoot on sight. then id roll a spliff and be on with my life.

how would i survive a zombie outbreak ? hmmm
Just crank up a Justin Bieber CD to the max
its been tested and not only does it keep humans away
but zombies hate that sh*t even more, they'll actually start killing each other if you play it loud enough



On second thought i would rather be eaten alive than listen to a JB CD

A virus similar to mad cow disease could feasibly unleash zombies..not the voracious type. If your brain is dissolving to mucus I'm sure it's plausible to be completley irrational and violent.

the force is my ally zombies dont stand a chance

DarthD3vl said:

the force is my ally zombies dont stand a chance

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damn dude i almost tripped out into your avatar...and im only high haha

and if zombies were attacking me id be doing the same thing i plan to do for 2012...roll up so much weed so that I am in the greatest state possible just in case the world does end!

Rofl, don't know why but anytime i hear the word zombie i think of Shawn of the Dead. So for that reason I would probably empty the gun safe grab a few friends and go to a pub.

DFL420 said:

Rofl, don't know why but anytime i hear the word zombie i think of Shawn of the Dead. So for that reason I would probably empty the gun safe grab a few friends and go to a pub.

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hahahahaha i was watching that last week on comedy central...good looks

Sorry to burst your bubble, BUut wallmart should be AVOIDED at all costs, Sure its got everything you need to get going. But how many other people are planning on "going to Wallmart" And plus you all remember bloody tuesday, Imagine if its your life on the line and not just a great sale? aswell as with so many people inside one infected and boom the whole fudging store is zombified. Avoid these stores unless you have no other choice.

Peace my friends! May you do well in a Zombie Apocalypse, Follow the smell of burning weed and you shall find me. and we will toke our way to survival!

I would head to a super store complex. (I live in Canada keep in mind) that consists of a WalMart and a Canadian Tire, I would grab guns from canadian tire, the barricade myself and friends/family in walmart because its impossible to get in if you barricade the doors, make a sleeping area, get warmth, and get ready to camp out until the zombies are stopped.

I would unload the gun safe go to the closest mall break in food store shut that metal gate sit back and some some budd.

Smoke some bud lol

I hope when I am stuck in the walmart I have seeds in my pocket, I could have an epic CFL grow. 5000 watt CFL grow, +500w LED. Oh my god, this is my topic of the night.

I love how a lot of you would loot a gun store, pretty sure that wouldn't be the easiest!

Could you do in a family member if they changed?

Hell I have some family members that I wouldnt mind taking them out normal so yeah no problems if they zombiefied. Heck i might go looking for them hoping they are.......do you think i am a little dark?

justlearning73 said:

Hell I have some family members that I wouldnt mind taking them out normal so yeah no problems if they zombiefied. Heck i might go looking for them hoping they are.......do you think i am a little dark?

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Lmfao! I feel the same way sometimes.

What if you were bit and knew you only had an hour left?

Well I would smoke as much weed as I could. I prefer sex but getting that after being bitten would be hard i think.

the real question is how long would the zombies survive with an outbreak of me.

I'd be fucked, i live in a apartment building and I only have 3 arrows and a crossbow; but a macs next door.
I imagine i'd rob the mac's.. you could live in that shit for months

EDIT: I have enough zombrex to last me 14 days, long enough to escape the firebombing.

cody.cox said:

the real question is how long would the zombies survive with an outbreak of me.

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lmao planning on getting your hands on a cloning device?

[video=youtube;POtndU2h8yI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POtndU2h8yI&NR=1[/video]I have one of these, so thats a good start.

I would adivse against going to walmart. People get killed in there when they put stuff on sale the day after Thanksgiving. Imagine how bad it would be after a zombie out break.