Could You Survive A Zombie Outbreak?

I've played enough video games to survive the approaching zombie apocalypse.

RawBudzski said:

I am going to just dig a large deep cave in my backyard & turn into a cannibal. preying on drifters. <3

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just use beardos hole

RyanTheRhino said:

just use beardos hole

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lol that was my plan since he has it stocked already.

fuck yes im prepared i got a 220 pound cross bow and a 70 pound compound along with knifes my guns (bows dont run outta ammo ). some buddys that i know can pull their weight and are prepared then fucking off to the mountins. one thing im defenitly grabbing on the way out is a bike fuck running out of gas with zombies all around.

I think I'm even more prepared now than when I made this thread.

How are you guys doing? Still gonna make it?

I would like to think so, but probably not.

I don't know man, having this 3 year old now is really gonna hamper my chances. I'll probably have to shoot my wife in the leg at some point to get me and the little one away.

neosapien said:

I don't know man, having this 3 year old now is really gonna hamper my chances. I'll probably have to shoot my wife in the leg at some point to get me and the little one away.

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Lmao! I think mine can keep up with me now but the wife needs to get on her cardio more if she's going to make it.

Yes.

i have been practicing with melons and a machete. They do not stand a chance.

420God said:

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Goddamn stoners

To answer your question ... Yes, I've been surviving a zombie outbreak for about 6 years now at least that's what the voices in my head are telling me. It's really hard to tell the real people from the zombies till you shoot them ......sorry UPS guy !

oldtimer54 said:

To answer your question ... Yes, I've been surviving a zombie outbreak for about 6 years now at least that's what the voices in my head are telling me. It's really hard to tell the real people from the zombies till you shoot them ......sorry UPS guy !

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Fuck the UPS guy. He was clearly turning.

I can't believe these are real. I want one!

Add on to an AR.

420God said:

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I was wondering what Finshaggy was up to these days

420God said:

I can't believe these are real. I want one!

Add on to an AR.

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Yeah, no. I am an old school zombie guy which means that if too much splatters on you you go zombie. From the look of that thing you and your gun would be covered in gore!

I changed my mind, found this.

Singlemalt said:

I was wondering what Finshaggy was up to these days

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I told him to learn how to sharpen that thing.