Granted. You find your charger but lose your phone in the process.
Wish granted! But now your turds will forever be apple sauce. It's really hard to hold back the apple sauce from leaking out ur butt constantly. Woops
Wish granted, kind sir. The new vent is everything you hoped for. Your landlord does an inspection while you are out fucking your wife's sister, and he evicts you. Now you have to surf @bu$hleaguer 's couch, and listen to him talk about gallons of semen, and gaping buttholes filled with fruitloops until you can afford a new place. So, it's not so bad.
your wish is ...granted but you can only remember really disgusting shit
Wish granted. You tattoo several large, and small penises on unsuspecting unconscious hobos. Everything is going well until one spits in your mouth and you catch Hep C.
Your bar has IRON-EYES and mainliner for regulars
Wish granted. You are several years late to all of them.
Wish granted, but expect a visit from this bastard within a year:
Wish granted. Fuck conservatives. Fuck Butte County. You are allowed your grow, and there will be no corruption for this wish. Let it be known.
Wish granted. Now you have HIV like 76% of the French population.
Granted. You can drive, but now you can't see out of your left eye.
Wish granted. It warps your brain so hard that your hair instantly dreads, and your tiny wiener only ever farts out foam when you bust. The video goes viral and everyone laughs at it.
