corrupt-a-wish game

Wish granted,,,but you don't notice the mold on it and you die of horrible lung complications

I wish my vette was fixed

HoLE said:

Wish granted,,,but you don't notice the mold on it and you die of horrible lung complications

I wish my vette was fixed

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Wish granted its now a Perfectly usable smart car.

i wish i had holes vette

Wish granted,,,but then you lose it back to me in a very intense championship match of tiddly winks

I wish southern ontario had Cali's weather all year round

The pixies hear your wish and grant it. Unfortunately with global warming CA is mostly under water. Ergo your shorts are soggy too. It is so wet your dank gets too dank and you have perpetual mold. That is until you move to a trailer park with your buddy Bubbles. Randy also has the eyes for you.


I wish scott walker was president.

Wish granted,,,but then he get's caught in a dominatrix hooker scandal and ends up living in my trailer park and steals Randy away from me

I wish I had Mr Lahey's liquor supply

HoLE said:

Wish granted,,,but then he get's caught in a dominatrix hooker scandal and ends up living in my trailer park and steals Randy away from me

I wish I had Mr Lahey's liquor supply

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Wish granted but a Constitutional Amendment makes booze illegal. And nobody here would ever use an illegal substance.

I wish I had the idea of taco in a cup.

Unclebaldrick said:

Wish granted but a Constitutional Amendment makes booze illegal. And nobody here would ever use an illegal substance.

I wish I had the idea of taco in a cup.

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Wish granted ,,you start a franchise of Uncle B's Taco in a Cup ,,except you serve them in glass cups and a lot of heavy american chics who love them so much end up trying to get every last drop out of them and break the glass and end up choking on glass and bleeding out on the floor of your establishments and then you get sued and go bankrupt

I wish I never used illegal substances

HoLE said:

Wish granted ,,you start a franchise of Uncle B's Taco in a Cup ,,except you serve them in glass cups and a lot of heavy american chics who love them so much end up trying to get every last drop out of them and break the glass and end up choking on glass and bleeding out on the floor of your establishments and then you get sued and go bankrupt

I wish I never used illegal substances

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Wish granted all Substances are legal. you od on Heroin mixed with cocaine. In a speedball hooker banging night.



i wish i had a pet duck to play with my Raccoon

Wish granted but the duck & raccoon mate and have baby Ducoons they're so cute and you help raise them till one day they turn on you and eat most of your flesh before they run away

I wish my wallet replenished itself

Boom,,,wish granted,,,except the apocolypse has happened and money is now useless except for wiping your ass so everyone is attacking you for toilet paper

I wish my buddy would talk to me

HoLE said:

Boom,,,wish granted,,,except the apocolypse has happened and money is now useless except for wiping your ass so everyone is attacking you for toilet paper

I wish my buddy would talk to me

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Ala ca bam wish granted but he starts calling 100times a day and coming to your house at all hours. he falls in love with you and when he sees you don't feel the same he kills himself..

i wish i could move to fl

superloud said:

Ala ca bam wish granted but he starts calling 100times a day and coming to your house at all hours. he falls in love with you and when he sees you don't feel the same he kills himself..

i wish i could move to fl

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Wish granted. Jeb Bush.

I wish I had better depth perception.

Snake Plisken said:

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I wish I had better depth perception.

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Poof - Wish Granted....and now you can see all the semen and balls in and around your eyes.

I wish I had an indoor swing set.

Yessica... said:

Poof - Wish Granted....and now you can see all the semen and balls in and around your eyes.

I wish I had an indoor swing set.

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Wa-Bam,,Wish Granted,,but because you didn't want to bolt it to your hardwood flooring in your living room as your swinging it tips over sending you flying into your big screen TV while watching the nature channel

I wish I was retired

HoLE said:

Wa-Bam,,Wish Granted,,but because you didn't want to bolt it to your hardwood flooring in your living room as your swinging it tips over sending you flying into your big screen TV while watching the nature channel

I wish I was retired

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Poof - wish granted and you are now old enough to be retired, but your penis doesn't want to work either.

I wish the best-tits-of-RIU-contest would actually happen...

And i won!


Bottomless kush jar

Yessica... said:

Poof - wish granted and you are now old enough to be retired, but your penis doesn't want to work either.

I wish the best-tits-of-RIU-contest would actually happen...

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Apparently theres a pill for that

Great Googly Moogly Wish Granted,,,,,but it happens here in a thread and the members are the judges and are so stoned the thread is de-railed as usual and one of the last posts reads FUCK YOU MAINLINER

I wish I could quit cigs

HoLE said:

I wish I could quit cigs

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Ka-POW

Wish granted, now you only smoke pole!

I wish quitting cigarettes didn't cause me to smoke so much pole...

Yessica... said:

Ka-POW

Wish granted, now you only smoke pole!

I wish quitting cigarettes didn't cause me to smoke so much pole...

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Granted. You no longer crave pole when you stop smoking. Instead, you wind up eating to calm your anxiety, and eventually gain 367 pounds. Now you are too fat to walk, or wipe your own ass so your doctor prescribes you a fat person scooter to take your fat, disgusting body to the Wal-Mart and back for your daily feedings...

I wish you weren't so fat and disgusting.

Wish granted...Yessica gets skinney because she decided to get a helper monkey for her fatness, and the monkey went crazy and duct taped her to her mobile fatchair and starved her ... while blowing ciggie smoke in her face 12 hrs a day and throwing money jizz on her.

I wish I was a ninja