Best Hiding Places?

m3d1c1n3man

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What's a good place, and I mean REALLY good place to stash something? I'm not talking about hiding a sack from your mother, I mean robbers ransacked your house for an hour and still didn't find it. Not just weed, but money, or anything valuable of reasonable size. And don't say a safe because many can be carried away, and even heavy ones have a bull's eye on them saying "I'm in here!" I'm thinking inside the walls... anything else?
 

Darrin661

Active Member
When and doubt.... dig a decedent sized hole (only where you know) (yard perferbly)get a sealed something (Box,Bags Container)put your shit in it and bury it ..
 

puffdatchronic

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How about false backing one of your closets. Get a bit of drywall cut to fit inside.. make a grove in the existing wall for it to fit in. put what you wanna hide behind it, put in the wall, seal it with some filler so it looks like its blended it and paint it, along with the rest of the room so it doesnt look out of place. Can't see anyone busting that, though you would have t break the seal and need to repaint every time you want to access it.
 

Dutchy018

Member
Rent a safety deposit box.

Vent ducts, tape everything down so it doesn't blow all through your house.

Take up the carpet in a closet, hide your shit under the floor boards and put the carpet back.

Take out your refrigerator's plastic insert, tape your shit to the inside.

Dig a hole.

Shove it up your pooper.
 

rollinINaDaze

Active Member
Tape it or whatever it is against the side of the tub behind the access panel for the pipes for Ur shower that's a good spot

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ChingOwn

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Safes do work well as long as you bolt them to the floor from the inside (of the safe) that way they cant be stolen check out some old episodes of It takes a thief from the discovery channel to get some good ideas.
 

Red1966

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What's a good place, and I mean REALLY good place to stash something? I'm not talking about hiding a sack from your mother, I mean robbers ransacked your house for an hour and still didn't find it. Not just weed, but money, or anything valuable of reasonable size. And don't say a safe because many can be carried away, and even heavy ones have a bull's eye on them saying "I'm in here!" I'm thinking inside the walls... anything else?
A robber broke into my home and stole my 6 year old TV. The remote, a 1/4lb of pot, an AR-15, a Winchester lever-action 30-06, and a brand new pistol still in the box were right there beside it and they ignored them. So in plain view right next to your (oldest and crappiest) TV seems to be a good hiding spot.
 

ProHuman

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A robber broke into my home and stole my 6 year old TV. The remote, a 1/4lb of pot, an AR-15, a Winchester lever-action 30-06, and a brand new pistol still in the box were right there beside it and they ignored them. So in plain view right next to your (oldest and crappiest) TV seems to be a good hiding spot.
The burglar stole the old TV, and ignored all the guns and weed?
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Wait, what?

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Get a post office box and mail it to yourself

Edited: Unless it's weed, but money, mail it to yourself. Nothing safer than a PO box
 

Red1966

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Yes. Obviously not a very smart burglar. Or nearly blind, one or the other. The remote was actually on the TV. He had to move it to steal the TV. I don't think a pawn shop will even take a TV without the remote. The TV is inoperable without it, The only control actually on the TV is a power button.
 
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