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Banana Hash

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by Taipan, Sep 12, 2007.


    Taipan Well-Known Member

    My friend was stopped by the cops in a park at night and they asked him if he had anything on him so he said no so they asked him to empty his pockets which he did, and pulled out a piece of banana bread that was wrapped in clingwrap, so the cop was like, Is this Hash? so my friend said no its banana bread then the cop said did you mix bananas with the hash? especially since the cop took it and unwrapped it.

    this is completely retarted, how can you mistake banana bread for hash.

    nowstopwhining Too many brownies

    hahaha what an asshole...was your friend stoned or something so the cop was giving him shit? Why would the cop even assume that. Why the fuck would anyone EVER mix bananas with hash hahaha.

    ivebeencanceled Well-Known Member

    thats pretty much just fucking retarded.

    why was your freind carrying a piece of banana bread around in his pocket

    indica87 Active Member

    that's what i wanna know! Don't even get me started on the time i got stopped... WITH a joint in hand... i'm a smooth mother fucker for getting myself outa that one.

    Mr.Pyrex Well-Known Member

    yall niggas is bait

    Yeah Well-Known Member

    mmmmmmmmm banana hash

    Taipan Well-Known Member

    do you guys know about tasty puff tobacco flavouring, you put a few drops of it on your weed then let it dry and the smoke actually tastes like the flavour, if you were to make hash with weed that you put tasty puff in wouldnt it make the hash taste like it? i dunno the stuff is kinda sketchy lol

    Taipan Well-Known Member

    no he doesnt smoke marijuana, but we were at a party and he drank an entire 40 of smirnof (i dont know how its spelt i dont drink) black cherry Vodka and hes like an extreame light weight, so he was pretty much f*ed up, like he fell down the stairs twice he couldnt even walk then he started crying like bawling for aboyut 45min streight about this one girl there, then he passed out and threw up all over the guys room. then a few days later we were at another party, and the same girl he cried over was smoking a bowl with me and a couple other guys and he flipped out he was like DONT YOU KNOW THATS A GATEWAY DRUG, im like hey how about you f off you drank an entire 40 in 30min, then hes like YA WELL DOPE WILL F YOU UP. im like actualllyyy noo alcohol will do more damage then everyone else was like yaaaa he right then hes like pshh what ever and walked home at 2 am and he lived like it must have been a 5hour walk. this all happened after he was being all emo and was like guys leave me alone im just gonna sit here in this park untill i cool down (this happened when i was out pool hopping) then the other guys said he came back and he had a huggeee bump on his face so everyone was like omg what happened then he was like I GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE, thanks for leaving me some friends you are, mean while he told them to leave. thats pretty much it for that story lol

    jpremo Well-Known Member

    Wow dudes got issues...

    grind Well-Known Member

    LMAO!!! THATS FUCKIN HILARIOUS! here he is telling all the potheads to stop smoking pot cause it'll fuck you up meanwhile he's crying and freaking out and making a complete fool of himself and shit because hes drunk.

    KiloBit Well-Known Member

    You could use the hash oil instead. I'm going to try it next harvest.

    Hi ! I finally got my shit together and found the recipe for you ...
    It's basically a normal banana cake, except we prepared the dope in the
    following way. We took the butter and slowly melted it in a BIG wok. Then,
    when it had all melted we threw in the dope ,and stirred it all around, making
    sure the dope was covered in butter. Then we just followed the recipe as
    normal, throwing in the dope/butter mix when it asked for it. Oh, let the
    dope/butter simmer slowly for a while, to get all the THC. We left the dope in
    the butter when we made ours, and it gave us a HUGE spin out ... ​

    125 g butter
    1 cup sugar - we actually put in 2 cups, and it tasted just perfect
    2 eggs
    2 bananas (ripe ones)
    1/3 cup of milk - well enough to give it the right texture, wett, but not runny
    1 teaspoon vinegar
    2 cups flour
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    Oven Temperature : 180 C (350 F)

    Cream butter and sugar. Add eggs. Beat it all well. Mash up the bananas.
    Stir them into the bowl. Mix milk and vinegar in a cup. Sift the flour and
    baking soda in a separate bowl. Add flour and milk to the butter bowl. Mix
    it all well. Spread evenly in a greased 22 cm x 12 cm loaf tin. Bake it
    for 1 hour. (we actually cooked ours longer - basically cook it until you can
    stick a clean dry skewer in the middle, and come out with a clean dry skewer) ​
    Leave til next day to slice and butter. ​

    cheech&chong Active Member

    lol pretty fucking hilarious! i wish i was stoned when i read that. rofl

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