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Pot Is Yummy

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck
 

xsevenplaguesx

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled..
 

Pot Is Yummy

Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour
 

werndogg

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I
 

xsevenplaguesx

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france

 

stonerman

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope
 

Tryingtomastrkush

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe
 

xsevenplaguesx

Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find
 

hom36rown

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail
 

dannyking

Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones
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We Love 1

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. :D We Love
 

HoppusTheCaveman

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the...
 

dannyking

Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle, do do
 

Tryingtomastrkush

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful....
 

HoppusTheCaveman

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy...
 

puffpuffPASSEDOUT

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like
 

HoppusTheCaveman

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop...
 

Tryingtomastrkush

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding
 

HoppusTheCaveman

Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you
 

diggitydank420

Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice
 
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