add 3 words to these words, to make a story..

today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse

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03-04-2009, 06:40 PM
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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...​

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.​

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..​

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest. ​

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard. ​

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.​

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass



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u r not supposed to copy his avatar heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Aaaaaaggghhhhhh I'm stuck!!

today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...





The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional

today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina

today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...


The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed

today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard

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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his

today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened

i didnt even put all of them, i only put rectum lol


today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark

i didnt even put all of them, i only put rectum lol


today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from

i didnt even put all of them, i only put rectum lol


today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the

i didnt even put all of them, i only put rectum lol


today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs.

today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out