1000 Things to do while stoned

521.wake up

522: Think up new inventions, like this morning I woke up and thought of a toothbrush glove, it would be so meta to brush your teeth with your fingers! maybe a little messy but it's ok because all the best things in life are messy, pussy, bbq ribs, guacamole burgers...ect

haha i sound like im all sellin the idea now

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523. make bombs

524. get out and vote.

525.dont vote, cause it dosnt matter

526. Find shapes in the clouds
527. Start a coloring book
528. Look up famous Picaso and Rembrant paintings (they're trippy as hell stoned)
529. Eat something sour
530. Stare into a mirror (I've done it for 20 minutes straight before 0.0 )

531.smoke a bowl to obama's win

532 reminis to when i first found out that obama won

533. hahaha wonder if america is really going to change.

534.go on myspace poker and lose 400000 chips cause your to stoned to play

535. keep playin on myspace and find someone that knows your best nor cal dealer and can get you hooked up "Hella Fat"

536.smoke a cigar..vegas gold

537. Go gamble your life savings away.
538. Go to the supermarket and push over some stacks of cereal.
539. Go get a shopping trolley and ride it down a hill.

540.bone ur booty call
541.fuck around on riu

542.Hotbox under a blanket
543.Watch Shrek 2

544.Count your money
546.pay rent....
547.prepare for your grow
548.light up a bowl

549. Trim you buds
550. make some hash
551. harvest some seeds

552. plan my next grow

553. listen to Afroman

bikeskill said:

549. Trim you buds
550. make some hash
551. harvest some seeds

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harvest some seeds? maybe im really high and just dont get itlol:

554. eat some greesy french fries
555. sleep

yes harvest some seeds, I pollinated my blue berry and purple kush with some ak-47 pollen and some of the SEEDS are done

556. Imagine how these crosses will turn out................
557. watch my plants turn purple