1000 Things to do while stoned

110. Look for bags youve last around your house
111. clip your toenails
112. Do chores
113. light things on fire
114. watch cartoons on mute while playing rap music (works best with anime)
115. aggravate the piss outta people
116. fix broken electronics
117. go bowling
118. be comatose

119. hacky sack

120. Make a screw tape.

121. beer pong
122. socom combined assault online
123. go to the hookah bar
124. flirt with women
125. look at my plants
126.scratch my scrotum sack

127. Write a book report on a 700 page book you haven't read.

128. Go to your favorite buffet restaurant

hopbr4 said:

38.have a conversation way beyond your comprehension level with someone much smarter then you and forget what your talking about mid sentence

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hahahahah I love it i love it. That is so true.

129. My buddies and I used to throw down on a quarter of dank. Then we would smoke like an eighth to the dome then after that we would play this game we made up called Cartwheels and Camels. We all smoked camel cigarettes but after we'd be done smoking the eighth we would be straight ripped. And we had to do a cartwheel in order to get our cig. It was hilarious though seeing a bunch of high kids trying to do cartwheels. Good memories lol

130. Build my grow box =)
131. Stare at my plants
132. Mow the lawn on the riding mower (that was pretty fun)
133. Fall asleep on the beach

134.Go to Work
135.^^Me and my homie always take turns in buying the "patry pack" of cigs haha, every weekend, i stick to Camle Turkish Silver, its our signature cig haha,
136.Drink a beer
137.Stare at a nice ass
138.Buy some new shoes
139.buy a new bong

140: post first EVER post on riu! woot! I like it here.
141: realise you need something, leave house and make you way to location "A" where this thing can be found.
142: arrive at location "A". With no idea what it was you needed. Return to house.
143: rinse and repeat.

144: Drop E
145: Drop shrooms
146: Drop Acid
147: Snort some K

148:beat the shit out of someone i dont like

1 thru 1000 smoke more buds.

150. Shake them haters off
151. roll a blunt inside out and backwards

- School work which is tedious, redundant and boring aka homework
- Create new ways and methods of smoking
- Go to the movies (very optional)[so long as your really drugged up to the point were the movie is epic]
- Listen to music in a whole nother undescribable dimension
- Talk, or rather listen/pretend to be listening (optional)
- have sex
- sit shotgun while a SOBER friend is driving around aimlessly at night while listening to the subs bumb(my favorite)
- Listen to music in the deep state
- Lay down your own tracks(sometimes they actually make sense in the morning)
- Pass the fuck out

Thats about a good night in that order

numbers pleasee!


Whatever numbers next- Clean the House!

163 look through a telescope at Jupiter or Saturn

164- play an old game system for the first time n 10 yrs ( super Nintendo )
165- do absolutely nothing

166. forget what you were going to type

39. listen to devin townsend
40. eat a burger
41. vacume (trust me)
42. roll a perfect joint

jamaicanbubbler420 said:

39. listen to devin townsend
40. eat a burger
41. vacume (trust me)
42. roll a perfect joint

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167. forget what page ur on