FML

[StonedFarmer]

drunk, want popcorn, can't find the top to my air popper, what a first world problem; FML!

That sounds terrible.

I feel your pain

 

[abalonehx]

Oh my god my latte is too foamy. FML. I want to eat a shotgun barrel now.

 

[Grandpapy]

I have about 5 lbs of cat that has cost me close to 5000 bucks over the years, the latest was my laptop yesterday when he knocked over a cup of coffee on it. Just to watch it die.

 

[BarnBuster]

You only live once, do it topless!

lol not that drunk

edit: did briefly consider engineering some type of top, years of drunken fails kept me in check

 

[Singlemalt]

lol not that drunk

edit: did briefly consider engineering some type of top, years of drunken fails kept me in check

Do it the way our moms did; use a stock pot or deep frying pan with lid

 

[StonedFarmer]

lol not that drunk

edit: did briefly consider engineering some type of top, years of drunken fails kept me in check

Drink more courage

 

[Singlemalt]

LOL

 

[BarnBuster]

Do it the way our moms did; use a stock pot or deep frying pan with lid

requires hot oil, too smart for that, you can't trick me

 

[Singlemalt]

LOL

 

[abalonehx]

These fucking idiots around here blowing up houses have gave the evil police drug war dawgs
and greedy corrupt politicians red meat to dangle. Stop that fucking shit. Fuck you.

 

[BarnBuster]

so instead of ordering the Domino's thin crust, xlarge with extra cheese, pep, mush. saus that I really wanted, settled for salad with plain raspberry balsamic vin dressing. What depths of pussification I have sunk to.

{{puts beans on to soak for a real man's chili tomorrow}}

 

[StonedFarmer]

These fucking idiots around here blowing up houses have gave the evil police drug war dawgs
and greedy corrupt politicians red meat to dangle. Stop that fucking shit. Fuck you.

We still talking about popcorn?

 

[StonedFarmer]

so instead of ordering the Domino's thin crust, xlarge with extra cheese, pep, mush. saus that I really wanted, settled for salad with plain raspberry balsamic vin dressing. What depths of pussification I have sunk to.

{{puts beans on to soak for a real man's chili tomorrow}}

Lmfao

From pizza to salad oh my

 

[BarnBuster]

Lmfao

From pizza to salad oh my

yes, and "My Little Pony" cued up on Netflix now

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

yes, and "My Little Pony" cued up on Netflix now

SMH - You need a shot of Jack & a kick in the nutz to remind you that you're a man. STAT!!

 

[StonedFarmer]

SMH - You need a shot of Jack & a kick in the nutz to remind you that you're a man. STAT!!

Bronies can be men too, or that's what I was told

 

[Diabolical666]

Can we do a do-over on the weekend...I wasnt ready

 

[Gary Goodson]

Can we do a do-over on the weekend...I wasnt ready

No way! My Cowboys are doing it! It's 28-28 and I'm about to have a fat attack! I've screamed so much today!!! My heart might not be able to take all this

 

[Diabolical666]

No way! My Cowboys are doing it! It's 28-28 and I'm about to have a fat attack! I've screamed so much today!!! My heart might not be able to take all this

Oh thats intense..I will fire up the tele and have a look

 

[Gary Goodson]

Oh thats intense..I will fire up the tele and have a look

Do eet! 2 minutes left! I'm about to die