God Told Me To Murder Someone

[matthew]

Prove me wrong.

 

[korvette1977]

Prove it was god ..

 

[matthew]

Prove it was god ..

Crack open the bible, God talks to lots of people, often telling them to do violent things.

 

[howhigh123]

man wtf??..weird ass thread..

 

[jollygreengiant8]

and the bible is some sort of end all be all?

if the bible said to kill yourself would you do it?

 

[desertrat]

Prove me wrong.

if you are serious, you should talk to whoever's opinion you value on spiritual matters.

and you can;t prove a negative

 

[Sunnysideup]

When I was younger I used to pray to God for a bike.
Then I realized that God doesn't work that way.
So, I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

 

[NewGrowth]

God does not work that way bro sorry, it was your own damn head that told you that . . . So who are you going to kill?

 

[Sunnysideup]

I don't think he is serious....I hope not......

 

[korvette1977]

When I was younger I used to pray to God for a bike.
Then I realized that God doesn't work that way.
So, I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

That was my bike

 

[ElBarto]

Can't "prove" a negative.

The burden of proof is on you.

 

[NewGrowth]

Can't "prove" a negative.

The burden of proof is on you.

Not if just kills someone, then the burden of proof is on the court

 

[MrFishy]

If this GOD actually spoke to you then you probably need mental evaluation. I'd hurry.

 

[KAOSOWNER]

God told me to tell you not to do it and to go get therapy.

 

[shimmer]

I'm with ya K1977. However I think the enirety: excluding nothing, is the big G. We the G., the grass the G., the Grass the G. the smell the G, the thought the G. Through in and throughout everything the G., is. Sprinkles, smiles, the intensity preceding true shock, the spraffings of our neighbours . So matthew; are we meant to prove God doesn't exist through this internet thing? Does God have anybody in mind for being slayed by your{Godsish?} hand? There are so many types of murder these days.Goodness, so many permutations/combos to choose from. Well, i'm off for a pee. Cheeriebye.s

 

[Stoney McFried]

Because the bible isn't even in its original form, its been heavily edited over the centuries, and...uh...it was written by a bunch of people, not the invisible man in the sky.

Prove me wrong.

 

[NewGrowth]

God told these guys to do it too

 

[shimmer]

Sorry folks on the thread. Didn't see where it had gone while i was away composing/ doing other stuff. Excuse the lack of context please.

 

[korvette1977]

Crack open the bible, God talks to lots of people, often telling them to do violent things.

Prove God wrote the bible....

 

[Sunnysideup]

That was my bike

ummm, prove it.