I showed up for jury duty once, many moons ago. I had not shaved (1 wk). had not showered (same). had drool on my shirt. wore clothing that i traded my duds for with a homeless guy. my fly was undone. i had a piece of toilet paper covered in the juice of toffee i drooled on it hanging out the back of my trousers. my eyes were bloodshot from 2 bottles ov visine. for some reason i was dismissed and never requested for jury duty again. that's ok, in the people's republic of canada, the guy with the $ bribes the judge anyways. my attendance is superflous, unecessary and a complete waste of time.