jury duty is a bunch of shit...

kelly4 said:

Many countries have civilian jury trials.

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OK, one of the few countries.....I doubt it's "many"......

doublejj said:

OK, one of the few countries.....I doubt it's "many"......

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Google "countries with jury trials".

kelly4 said:

Google "countries with jury trials".

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Let freedom ring!.....

doublejj said:

Let freedom ring!.....

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I agree...so does many other countries.

Or just say you work in the medical marijuana industry, its a free pass home.

one thing I have noticed once I went . 50 % of the people called in never showed up. and they were all issued bench warrants . they will go to jail when they get pulled over lol. right now if they call me I have so many medical issues I would be dismissed . only good thing about being sick . they don't want some body on the jury that has to pee or shit every 15 min. or some body that has to drink a gallon of water an hour. to feel ok. or a guy that cant sit still for 5 min at a time that's me .

kinddiesel said:

one thing I have noticed once I went . 50 % of the people called in never showed up. and they were all issued bench warrants . they will go to jail when they get pulled over lol. right now if they call me I have so many medical issues I would be dismissed . only good thing about being sick . they don't want some body on the jury that has to pee or shit every 15 min. or some body that has to drink a gallon of water an hour. to feel ok. or a guy that cant sit still for 5 min at a time that's me .

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I saw somebody try that a few years ago. The Judge was being hard nosed about it & excused the guy for 1 week to get a letter from his DR. describing his condition & why it would effect his jury service........

tell them you "hate spics and niggers and love the death penalty"....

you'll never be called to duty again.

*you have to say it just like that; if you don't, they won't think you're racist enough*

I showed up for jury duty once, many moons ago. I had not shaved (1 wk). had not showered (same). had drool on my shirt. wore clothing that i traded my duds for with a homeless guy. my fly was undone. i had a piece of toilet paper covered in the juice of toffee i drooled on it hanging out the back of my trousers. my eyes were bloodshot from 2 bottles ov visine. for some reason i was dismissed and never requested for jury duty again. that's ok, in the people's republic of canada, the guy with the $ bribes the judge anyways. my attendance is superflous, unecessary and a complete waste of time.