Sit or Stand?

Padawanbater2

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #1

This was posted on Reddit and it blew my mind!

"Roughly half of men wipe standing up and the other half wipe sitting down, and most people don't realize the other group exists"

I don't understand why someone would stand up to wipe, it seems much easier to do it while still sitting, what do you think?

 

Perfextionist420

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #2

just stop it

 

New Age United

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #3

Perfextionist420 said:

just stop it

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seriously man nobody wipes standing up hilarious

 

yellowpackTOPman

New Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #4

WTF???? you gotta be kidding me

 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #5

I'll rest easy tonite knowing this.

 

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NightOwlBono

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #6

I think a bunch of trolls on redit made that poll biased

i highly doubt anyone wipes standing up......no benefit

 

yellowpackTOPman

New Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #7

are they just trying to get replies?

 

New Age United

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #8

Ya I'm pretty sure buddy's just fucking with us lmao

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Apr 8, 2013

• #9

When I stand up to wipe ... cn

[video=youtube;Br2_22e2RoU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br2_22e2RoU[/video]

 

a mongo frog

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #10

New Age United said:

seriously man nobody wipes standing up hilarious

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I do. Looking in the mirror the whole time too.

 

PeyoteReligion

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #11

No of the above. I get buck ass naked and lay face down on the floor, and wipe with a pair of old dirty socks I bring around for wiping.

 

a mongo frog

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #12

PeyoteReligion said:

No of the above. I get buck ass naked and lay face down on the floor, and wipe with a pair of old dirty socks I bring around for wiping.

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Great idea. I see the benefits in doing this practice. Make perfect sense.

 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #13

who wipes?

 

KushXOJ

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #14

step your toilet game up son !!!!

 

PeyoteReligion

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #15

KushXOJ said:

step your toilet game up son !!!!

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Ive heard some amazing things about these. I gott try one.

 

giggles26

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #16

KushXOJ said:

step your toilet game up son !!!!

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I want one, except I want it hidden so you can prank people with it

 

smoke and coke

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #17

KushXOJ said:

step your toilet game up son !!!!

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i remember seeing for the first time on a set of blueprints where the toilet needed an electrical outlet. i almost chit and the toilet wasn't installed yet.

 

giggles26

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #18

Is there a blaster 3000 setting for those sticky situations...

 

a mongo frog

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #19

giggles26 said:

Is there a blaster 3000 setting for those sticky situations...

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U mean like when we get cum all stuck up our asses?

 

yellowpackTOPman

New Member

• Apr 8, 2013

• #20

KushXOJ said:

step your toilet game up son !!!!

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Bruh real shit this is my bathroom