Zombies??

Commander Strax · Aug 4, 2014

do you have a plan for the Zombie apocalypse?

I have been watching the walking dead and I think any heavily wooded area (like Georgia) would be counter intuitive. Why don't they head west, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona seems to me the way to go.

Kick the zombies into the Grand Canyon, giant shitty hole in the ground (yea I said it).

My biggest fear would be to run into Yessica as a Zombie, you know she would your ass!

charface · Aug 4, 2014

My plan is to blend in and start eating motherfuckers as hard as I can.
A wiseass zombie told
Me.
If you can't eat'em join'em.

Diabolical666 · Aug 4, 2014

I would be already ready for the zombie apocalypse if it were scientifically possible, but its not so yay

mainliner · Aug 4, 2014

i would look for zombie cowell , and get me signed up, then i would move back to uk and leave you zombie freaks to troll each other to death, ha ha ha ha ,,i can smell the rotton flesh already,,,

charface · Aug 4, 2014

Diabolical666 said:
I would be already ready for the zombie apocalypse if it were scientifically possible, but its not so yay

What if all we had to eat were bath salts n some accidentally got in our noses.
Bam!
Zombie

mainliner · Aug 4, 2014

i wonder what colour there poop is,,,, zombie colour i presume

charface · Aug 4, 2014

mainliner said:
i wonder what colour there poop is,,,, zombie colour i presume

Is American a color?

mainliner · Aug 4, 2014

charface said:
Is American a color?

you say tomatoe i say tomato , potatoe , potato, zombie, zumbie?

charface · Aug 4, 2014

Zoomba

MightyMike530 · Aug 4, 2014

my plan for the zombie apacolypse is to fuck shit up

actually ill probably do what i do now and not leave the house....lol

ChingOwn · Aug 4, 2014

Yessica... · Aug 5, 2014

Commander Strax said:
do you have a plan for the Zombie apocalypse?

My biggest fear would be to run into Yessica as a Zombie, you know she would your ass!

I would your ASS? That's very presumptuous of you! How do you know that I would want YOUR ass? Is it big? I would probably be going after the fatties first - they tend to run the slowest...

Or is that a rape thing? I may murder the fuck out of some fatties or BAD people during the uprising. BUT - I think my moral compass would stay intact...

As would your asshole...I am soooooo NOT a raper...

Zombies don't have nipples....GET OVER IT!

Commander Strax · Aug 5, 2014

Yessica... said:
I would your ASS? That's very presumptuous of you! How do you know that I would want YOUR ass? Is it big? I would probably be going after the fatties first - they tend to run the slowest...

Or is that a rape thing? I may murder the fuck out of some fatties or BAD people during the uprising. BUT - I think my moral compass would stay intact...

As would your asshole...I am soooooo NOT a raper...
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Zombies don't have nipples....GET OVER IT!

sorry that was supposed to read "Eat your ass!"

Yessica... · Aug 5, 2014

Commander Strax said:
sorry that was supposed to read "Eat your ass!"

I stand by my previous statement. I MAY eat your ass...but only if you're a douchie fuck-tard. So I think YOUR ass is safe Commander.

I will only eat bad people.

Oh, and maybe the slow ones...speed not mental ability....I'm NOT A MONSTER...

Commander Strax · Aug 5, 2014

I would drive around in this

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