Your dick on the internet

I am not a big zombie movie fan, but that 28 Days Later was great! Having them act like crazy animals was scarier than hell.
 
I usually find something better to do just before I whip it out and scan it, so sorry no pics of my dick for you.
 
Can you imagine if we had two penises one on top of the other, and the horror on your girlfriend's face? I'd call them Pinky and Stinky, they'd switch identities depending if she was facing toward or away from you ;)
 
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Actually, i was born with this condition and as I got older it just fused into one very large penis. Seriously, I wonder why I've never seen one of these guys in porn. I mean, I watch a lot of porn...

Oh, it's out there. You've just gotta look. There is a porn for every concept or thing in the known universe.
 
My dick is too small for the Internet. You wouldn't be able to get a close look and you'd have to put your face to the screen! You might touch it with your nose!
 
Actually, i was born with this condition and as I got older it just fused into one very large penis. Seriously, I wonder why I've never seen one of these guys in porn. I mean, I watch a lot of porn...

Are you seriously saying you haven't seen the video of the guy with two dicks..? You must not have been watching porn for long my friend..
 
An ex girlfriend posted pictures of me on the internet. I told her to post the ones of me sucking cock. She later became an ex wife.
 
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