You wake up, confused, stoned, and hungry. You are in a strange kitchen...

Items In The Kitchen

  • Tostitos tortilla chips

    Votes: 11 32.4%
  • Lucky Charms cereal

    Votes: 13 38.2%
  • Half sour pickles

    Votes: 5 14.7%
  • Pretzel sticks

    Votes: 9 26.5%
  • Apple

    Votes: 7 20.6%
  • Shrimp Cup Soup ramen

    Votes: 5 14.7%
  • Chocolate Ice Cream

    Votes: 13 38.2%
  • Samuel Adams beer

    Votes: 13 38.2%
  • Chocolate Milk

    Votes: 17 50.0%
  • Coca Cola

    Votes: 14 41.2%

  • Total voters
    34

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Well-Known Member
WTF who likes shrimp ramen noodles I picked the sam adams,pretzels and tortilla chips.
 

leeny

Active Member
lol funny concept, but none the less I chose the beer, the ice cream, and the coca cola! (haha I've always got two drinks and don't know why...)
 

Sharpies

Well-Known Member
The shrimp ramen is nice and salty, for those looking for that :-P

I remember once, I was so wrecked, searching this kids kitchen for food, I turn and say "Why do you keep your bacon in a plastic bag under the sink!?". Luckily he pointed out they were dog treats.
 

mastakoosh

Well-Known Member
coke and chips for me. its the choices that most closely mimic my morning routine anyways. oh yeah and some black tar and fishscale.:spew:
 

KaleoXxX

Well-Known Member
i dont like anything in this kitchen. wait where the fuck am i? why is somone doing black tar in this kitchen and what am i doing here?
 

Kodank Moment

Well-Known Member
All about cereal. Didn't know I could have multiple choice..cause if I am passed out in a kitchen and waking up STILL high then I must have been ripped and can guarantee I am going to be hungry and parched. One drink wouldn't satisfy shit.
 

mastakoosh

Well-Known Member
i am diabetic so even though i like choc ice cream, i should probably skip it. also i forgot to add my cola would be diet. hmm but if its a strange kitchen there might not be any diet. this reminds me of those books when i was younger where u could choose your path and story.
 

Johnny Retro

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Ill take the chocolate milk and pour it over my lucky charms :hump:
Coke with breakfast..not my thing. Ill take a glass of water!
 

Kodank Moment

Well-Known Member
Ill take the chocolate milk and pour it over my lucky charms :hump:
Coke with breakfast..not my thing. Ill take a glass of water!
Coke with anything isn't a good thing. Coke is a special form of terrorism you only hear about from local tribes men. I just had a coke at burger king because I thought I hadn't had one in a long time give it a go...fuck that. Coke sucks.

Water ftw!
 

Johnny Retro

Well-Known Member
Coke with anything isn't a good thing. Coke is a special form of terrorism you only hear about from local tribes men. I just had a coke at burger king because I thought I hadn't had one in a long time give it a go...fuck that. Coke sucks.

Water ftw!
Sorry, whatd you say..i was to busy staring at your avatar :hump:

Yes very true..ill only drink coke if its with some jack
 
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