You know you're stoned, when??????

Sunbiz1

Sunbiz1

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I know I'm really stoned when...I find this completely amusing!

[video=youtube;EJRBQRwg1pI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJRBQRwg1pI[/video]
 
srh88

srh88

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[video=youtube;x3oeFxN1qCY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=x3oeFxN1qCY[/video]
 
copperheadroad1

copperheadroad1

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yesterday i was holding a can of fly spray, killing flys and watching, some movies.

after a while i got thirsty, and started raising the spray can to my mouth, and thought the button was the ring pull

as i was about to press it i realised i was stoned, and it was half a can of fly spray not a can of millers


i think its time for rehab, when you confuse a can of flyspray for a can of beer
 
Krondizzel

Krondizzel

New Member
Got another one, putting your cigarette out in the wrong beer bottle after smoking a bunch of scissor hash.
 
high|hgih

high|hgih

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...When you daydream about rhinoceroses pillaging through hillary clintons taste buds. And then you think, wtf is a rhinocerose, and I need ramen noodles.
 
tre93543

tre93543

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You know.....um.........its a kangaroo............um............its blue..............um...........green?..........in the closet.

WHAT THE HELL WERE WE TALKING ABOUT
 
slowbus

slowbus

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i dumped a bucket of dish soap'd water in the toilet yesterday.After gettin' torched I woke up and took a piss in the middle of the night.The light was low in the bath room and the bubbles just started foaming all up in the toilet.Like about to overflow with bubbles.I was like "holy fawk,wat the wat did I drink? lol
I forgot about the soapy bucket of water for a minute
 
greenswag

greenswag

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When you're reading RIU while playing skyrim, and some dunmer dude is like "hey you" and you look over with full intentions of responding to a person next to you/in the screen.




And then continue to do just that speaking into the mike. ...erm..mic..
 
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flupped uck

Member
You put your wallet in the freezer.It took 3 days to find.
You are laying on the floor,headphones on,tunes going,you just smoked a pinner.You turn your head slowly to one side and it looks like you have sunk into the carpet so just your mouth nose and eyes are the only parts of your body above the level of the floor and you have couchlock so bad you can't get up off the floor for along time. Flupped
 
smok3h

smok3h

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flupped uck said:
You put your wallet in the freezer.It took 3 days to find.
You are laying on the floor,headphones on,tunes going,you just smoked a pinner.You turn your head slowly to one side and it looks like you have sunk into the carpet so just your mouth nose and eyes are the only parts of your body above the level of the floor and you have couchlock so bad you can't get up off the floor for along time. Flupped
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Yes, indeed!

Where at in South Dakota? I grew up there.
 
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