ThE sAtIvA hIgH
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you know when you are stoned when , you are feeling really hungry , but you just cant be arsed to get up and cook anything .
You know you're stoned, when??????
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Krondizzel
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I'm feeling that right now. I have the prime munchies too and I'm just too lazy. I don't even feel like smoking a cig.
Krondizzel
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Uhm... or they had to tell you 3 times and then they went and got the red glasses for you.
ThE sAtIvA hIgH
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im feeling you bro , im to lazy to order a take away online right now .
Krondizzel
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ThE sAtIvA hIgH
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im so lazy , if i was king or rich , id have someone take out my cock and hold my winkie whilst i piss .
Krondizzel
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I think you'd be better off with a diaper then so they only have to service you once a day.
ThE sAtIvA hIgH
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im only 30 dude i dont need a bed bath yet
Krondizzel
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Halfway through a story you forget what your talking about and then you have to fake it till you make it till u remember what it was u were talking about lol
VILEPLUME
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You know your stoned because you always end up on RIU 
Real life dissipates for a second, you sit down at your computer, too stoned to do anything else, too smart so you realize this is a bad time to write emails and go on FB, so it is either this or...I dont even know where I am going with this anymore.
Real life dissipates for a second, you sit down at your computer, too stoned to do anything else, too smart so you realize this is a bad time to write emails and go on FB, so it is either this or...I dont even know where I am going with this anymore.
ClaytonBigsby
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You smoke before leaving for the dog park, but the creeper hits you while you're there and you are too stoned to drive back home. Even worse, you have to try to interact with strangers and their dogs. Then you have to pick up your dog's poop while feeling like it's a goddamn show and everyone is watching you to make sure you get it all. Then you realize you didn't bring any water and the only water is in the dog bowls.....is anyone looking?
Yes, I did bring it back
Yes, I did bring it back
ClaytonBigsby
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Oh fuck, wait, wait, I was super baked once and changed my oil but forgot to put the plug back into the pan before pouring in the new oil. LOL! 5 qts Full Syn. Kept checking my dipstick. Had to take the wife's car and drive 30 miles for more oil.
Fucking clown.
Fucking clown.
copperheadroad1
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i hate when im busy cleaning out the cone piece, then forget whats up and just pack weed into the stem, and wonder why it tastes like the black death
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