You Know Your A Robot Ripper If....

You know your a robo tripper when your actually scared of your bed becasue it hates you and then you stare at the pillow and see ndangerspecimen101's avatar.

Okay moonshine(You got the better name) But me too :D lol

...You know your a robo tripper when you WERE gonna robotrip on friday, but then you made a robotripping forum post and decided tonight was the night to drink the robo. ;)
 
you know your a robo tripper when you cant touch the carpet because its lava
you know your a robo tripper when asked if your feel ok you can only smile and shake your head no at the same time.
 
you know your a robotripper when all the stores in the county take the good meds off the shelves because YOU single handedly steal the entire stock on a regular basis :P
 
you know your a robotripper when your girl yells at you to pull the car over and switch seats with her and it takes you 10 mins just to walk around the car to get into the passenger seat
 
you know your a robotripper when you down pills fuck around at home and think youll have enough time to get to the store and back but your trip starts just as your next in line for the cashier ;)
 
You know your a robotripper when you roast hot dogs over a fire made on a nature trail at 7am...
 
if you know what this is from your likely a robo tripper

Frankly the feeling fucking fantastic, im tripping like jesus in the desert when he fasted,
like 1894 we all get drafted , like were going through some rapids kevin bacon in white water rafting,
like your at epcot center on acid? exactly
 
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