You CAN cheat a hair follicle test

I just did. For the second time...I'm 2/2. After spending 2 months in Colorado, smoking the finest herb all day every day. I had also shaved ALL of my body hair just before my trip to Colorado, so every millimeter of hair that grew out was heavily contaminated with THC metabolite


First, I trimmed all hair on my entire body except for my chest and lower legs (limiting the collection sites that hair could be taken from)

I bleached my hair Saturday, Sunday and Monday for one hour each time (using SPLAT from walmart). After each treatment, I showered off, then made a baking soda paste and rubbed it in to my chest/legs and let it sit for 20 minutes, then showered off. Each time I showered off, I rubbed coconut oil over the area to theoretically dissolve the metabolites in fat and then wash away


On Tuesday, I rubbed some acne treatment containing salicylic acid on my legs/chest, let sit for 20 minutes, and washed clean. Finally, I dyed my hair back to its natural dark brown color and then drove directly to a testing clinic and paid for my own personal test


just got the results back: 1.00 pg/mg is the screening cut off and 0.1 pg/mg is the confirmation method (a picrogram is one trillionth of a gram). Passed both

Ahh sweet relief. Now I've got to go take the test for the job....

Wow. McDonalds is really starting to get serious about their employees these days.

I didn't know McDonalds paid for their employees flights home, paid all their time off, housed and fed all their employees, enrolled them in all benefits on day one AND paid them $120k a year

mr lovah said:

I didn't know McDonalds paid for their employees flights home, paid all their time off, housed and fed all their employees, enrolled them in all benefits on day one AND paid them $120k a year

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Lol. Nice. I were only fooling. Good post.

mr lovah said:

I didn't know McDonalds paid for their employees flights home, paid all their time off, housed and fed all their employees, enrolled them in all benefits on day one AND paid them $120k a year

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Jeez you'd think if you were making 120k a year you'd be mature enough to just stop smoking for a month before hand.

post the test or it never happened.

ULEN said:

post the test or it never happened.

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Lol

bu$hleaguer said:

Jeez you'd think if you were making 120k a year you'd be mature enough to just stop smoking for a month before hand.

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I know if I made that kinda dough, passing a drug test would probs be the last thing on my worry list. But what the fuck do I know anyways?

While your follicle re grows at a rate of 2 mm a day the thc in your body and cells that are creating the hair follicle will test positive after all of that if you wait a couple days before testing..

This diagram kinda shows how hair is formed and how the thc stuck in the c.t of your dermis will test positive a few days later

bu$hleaguer said:

Jeez you'd think if you were making 120k a year you'd be mature enough to just stop smoking for a month before hand.

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these tests look back several months. my friend was employed there and they had an opening at this specific time that got me in


these things aren't always a simple decision. Maybe YOU have a crystal ball...

mr lovah said:

these tests look back several months. my friend was employed there and they had an opening at this specific time that got me in


these things aren't always a simple decision. Maybe YOU have a crystal ball...

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Idk. Stopping smoking is a pretty simple decision (if we're going to get all technical)

takes approx 5-10 days for a hair on your scalp to grow above the skin's surface


body hair grows at a slower rate. however, just to be safe I'll continue bleaching/treating my hair once per week

Crossing my fingers that I get this over with sooner than later

Wow. Slathering yourself in bleach and shaving off all your pubes and eyebrows? Why are we trying to pass this test again?

Pinworm said:

Idk. Stopping smoking is a pretty simple decision (if we're going to get all technical)

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and you're implying that stopping smoking in anticipation of future circumstances/opportunities is easy to do

mr lovah said:

and you're implying that stopping smoking in anticipation of future circumstances/opportunities is easy to do

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Yes. That was what I was implying.

you must have psychic abilities

mr lovah said:

you must have psychic abilities

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No, I just have common sense, know what I want, and know how to plan ahead is all.

so if somebody offered you an exclusive opening in a high-paying job tomorrow under the condition that you pass a urine and hair follicle test, your foresight and ability to plan ahead would somehow benefit you?

trolling, right?

mr lovah said:

so if somebody offered you an exclusive opening in a high-paying job tomorrow under the condition that you pass a urine and hair follicle test, your foresight and ability to plan ahead would somehow benefit you?

trolling, right?

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Lol. One thing is for sure, if I was actively pursuing some gainful employment, I would of stopped smoking pot for a good month or two before I even got started, instead of wasting cash soaking my head and body with bleach, and shaving all of my shit off. So, to answer your question, yea, my ability (common sense) to plan ahead would definitely benefit me.