Yo Momma

Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is ragu...

Yo mama so fat, she broke your family tree.

Yo mama so dumb
She tried to return her pack of m &m's cus her pack was all w & w's

You forgots
Yo sista
yo brotha
yo momma
yo fatha

My dads a chubby...my moms a chubby, even my dogs a chubby chubby...

yo momma so poor, she opened a gmail account just so she could eat the spam

yo momma so poor she can't afford to fly off the handle, so she gotta go greyhound off the handle

yo momma so dumb, she walks down the street with one shoe and when you ask her if she lost a shoe, she says no, I found one

Yo mama so dumb she studied and still failed her blood test

Yo mamas so broke I seen her kicking a can the other day asked her watch she was doing she replied moving...

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Your mother watched the Star Wars ad and I haven't seen her so excited about a trailer since she got a new place to live

Yo mama' so cross-eyed, when she has sex she thinks its a threesome.

Yo mama's so ghetto, her baby daddy and her boyfriend share a bunk-bed

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Yo mama's so ghetto, her baby daddy and her boyfriend share a bunk-bed

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Lol that's dope

Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number"

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so dirty I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has the AIDS

Your mommas so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "Get the fuck off me"

MY Mama was so poor growing up that they used to jerk off the Dog just to feed the cat.

Yo momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.