Chosen Smoker
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One day i was on a xanax pill and meth man i fuckin flonked out on a bowl and went outside my body
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Xanax pill and Meth
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tyler.durden
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That's the best story I've heard in a while. Thanks, choke-on-hoser...
Have you met @Bublonichronic ? I think you two will get on well.
tyler.durden
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@.nobody. rocks. I wish I thought of that account name. In his spare time he cruises the forum defacing the very worst posts. Always makes me chuckle. I wouldn't be surprised if he's along soon to like the post above this one...
mr sunshine
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Why don't you grow premature midgrade anymore?
farmerfischer
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This one time I got really drunk and past out on my bed,, at the head of the bed I had a small window which I wrapped old school Xmas lights around... In my past out drunkness I would flail around.. sort story longer I awoke tangled up in them Xmas lights covered in little light bulb burns... Which I didn't notice at first, not until a friend said why are you covered in little burns that look like Xmas bulbs.. on hearing this I sat up out of my chair and all of them little burns had popped.. ah the good old days...
What an idiot.
farmerfischer
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Why are you not banned yet.. ? Better yet ,, dead?
jacksmuff
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Still your President.
GoRealUhGro
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This one time, at band camp.. This guy got fucked up on some bars and some ice , and we stuck our flutes up his poo c
farmerfischer
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Lol.. you need help brother..
GoRealUhGro
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This was our form of help..well for him anyhow.. To this day he has left the zs and the ice alone... Sadly he runs to his shower for a good cry eveytime the flute section of the marching band passes him..but hey...
mr sunshine
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You're hella jealous of me, everyone can tell. I feel bad for you, bro. Have you shown your wife my dick shadow yet?