Would you rather?...

For example would you rather

Have a chest that opened up like a cabinet and was filled with crackers every time you closed it refilling with crackers and a different kind of cheese whiz coming out of each finger never-ending

Or

The top of your skull opens up as a little bowl filled with bottomless shrimp cocktail
 
Would you rather eat three gallons of vanilla pudding in one sitting at gunpoint, or ride a slip and slide of human excrement? (probably also at gunpoint)
 
C'mon y'all's mafukkas come up with some devastatingly charming theoretical hypotheticals nice cooperation meta-dude thnx
 
Have one foot the size of a trashcan lid everything else normal about you but you can fly

OR

Have a head the size of a tennis ball but you can be invisible and everything else again is normal about you
kiddy corner in the bar really shines here,,,right,,,
 
And I go tennis ball head and shrimp cocktail if youz was wondering about my other decisions down the thread
 
trashcan foot I would cut it off and get a robot one.cracker chest so I could eat and fly and rain apocalyptic cheese wiz down on assholes. like a giant bird with great tasting shit.
 
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