Would You Mess Around With A Fat Girl?

Youve been in here all day lookin for tips to get a fat chick for a bj...funny shit. I can tell your super stoked...might even have the fat chick picked out already lol

Watch out for the swamp donkeys tho. Those bitches are scary!!! Look up swamp donkey on urban dictionary if your unfamiliar with the term.

haha you know what i was thinking you guys?...i bet u theres some fat girl stoner watching this whole thread, angry, breathing heavy, eating donuts....LOL

hilarious thread i would never touch a fat girl for nothing .. i would rather go down the street and buy hooker no joke

cannabis420420 said:

hilarious thread i would never touch a fat girl for nothing .. i would rather go down the street and buy hooker no joke

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WHAT!!!!! you would rather sacrifice your body then be with a chick who has MAYBE a 4% chance of having std's?

I vote fatties over hookers all day bro!

lmfao its called rubber lmfao and yes sometimes you got make sacrifices lmfao

You all want fat girls gone skinny, they still suck dick like they're fat

....dont trust them there rubbers!

I have two friends who both had kids wearing rubbers.......

My dick would be triple seran wrapped like my leftovers in the fridge! lmao.

lambofgod said:

....dont trust them there rubbers!

I have two friends who both had kids wearing rubbers.......

My dick would be triple seran wrapped like my leftovers in the fridge! lmao.

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lmfao LOL that was great lololol thank you for laugh LOL

that and getting with a hooker runs the risk of going to jail or ticketed.

the only crime you commit doing a fatty is that your not telling your friends the juicy details after words.

lambofgod said:

that and getting with a hooker runs the risk of going to jail or ticketed.

the only crime you commit doing a fatty is that your not telling your friends the juicy details after words.

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there's no cops around here so its ok you can do many things around here its nothing

cannabis420420 said:

there's no cops around here so its ok you can do many things around here its nothing

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well then I'm moving next door to you.

Damn this thread is popular!

Fat chicks are like scooters.

Both are fun to ride but you don't tell your friends about it afterwords...

Last time I was out at a bar my buddy got offered head from a fat chick.... about 6 times. I was there a few times too. He turned her down (he is engaged).

heres a better question.....


would any of you do a quadriplegic?

haha one time i met this girl online and we met up and she was real hot but had early stage multiple sclerosis, bad limp... and didnt tell me until i drove out to her, i did her so hard after a couple beers,lol...

Pussy is pussy, and a nice lady is a nice lady....regardless of her shape, size or anything else. You might wonder if a large women is asking her friends "would you sleep with a stupid asshole?"

Every last one of them

haha, true...they need the attention,lol

Skipped the convo just to post...

I fucked a (good looking) fat chick my first year in college...rookie mistake. However, in my defense, I was drunk and being a good wingman for my room mate. He had been trying to hook up with this girl's room mate for a while now so I took the fall and was making out with her while he was able to sneak away with her (she liked to cock block like crazy) so I had no problem just making out with her for a while until I knew it was clear to leave. However, in the midst of making out and feeling some fat boobies SHE ASKS ME...i repeat...SHE ASKS ME if I want to fuck her...how could a (drunk) guy say NO to a girl asking if they want to fuck her? So hell, I did, even stuck it in her ass just to do it. 5 years later she is now this skinny hot chick and I know happily remind my friend that I fucked her to help him out even if she wasn't that skinny or hot at that point, maybe my beer goggles can predict the future