would this work?

I was just reading... the way to get the best taste out of your herb is tou smoke it in a bowl and light in with concentrated light... through a magnifing glass...
Soooooooo I said... hmmm thats cool... if its sunny... and even though this isn't practicle maybe one day it will be...
In the back of popular science magazines they recently started having lots of adds for lazer... that can be seen like 225 miles away... you can like blind airplane pilots while their flying... and light matches and burn shit...
Sooo If you had a spare thousand or 2 or 3 you could buy a lazer and smoke with it????

talk about a vaporizer

They sell those burning lasers for about 200 dollars...that would probably work.
Wicked Lasers : Red, Blue, Green Laser Pointers

ohhh and watch the video on the homepage....CRAZY

Or if you were good with electronics make yourself a fucking burning laser with a flashlight and a dvd player just like the one above but for alot less money.

DIY: Turn a flashlight into a handheld burning laser - Lifehacker

Im drunk and can browse for anything when ive got a nice buzz goin haha

but yeah...I think it would work.

I'm suppriesed to see them soo cheap already...
What do they want you to do??? it says burn throught tape and light matches... and than once you finnish cutting your tape you accidently burn your house down?

as a long time tobacco pipe smoker I'd have recommend a match for best flavor. No butane taste, and if you strike them and let them burn for a few seconds no sulphide flavors either.

Be wary of burning lasers while your high. I can see the post now..."I got high and burned one of my fucking eyes out!". Oh, and don't run with scissors either.

or burned a finger off... trying to smoke out of a glass pipe hehehe...
yea... but it would still be kick ass... as for matchis yea your right... but I usualy use butane because I can never find my matches... and I usualy smoke blunts anyway... so... I would probably just use the lazor for... ... good. and fight evil?
but maybe you could vaporize bud if you spun the lazer in a circle all over the bud... maybe?

do you smoke bongs ang pipes with a zippo??? I tried... but the flame goes up through the metal and then things dont work out... and I would probably buy one of thoes lasers even if I couldnt smoke with it...
but fancy cigar smokers who are fancy very fancy... use speacial matches that dont fuck with flavor or some shit...

how do you smoke with a pipe and a zippo?

thoes are some good pictures... lol... I dont know man... I tried it and it didn't work...

It takes practice.....