Work & Proffesions
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bu$hleaguer
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I'm a hardcore pornography fraud analyst. I watch pornography and make sure it's not fake. 8 out of ten times it's truly pornography but sometimes they try to pass some softcore bullshit off as hardcore.
farmasensist
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So when the porn is titled brother fucks his sister or daddy gives daughter dick there is a 80% chance I'm watching actual incest? I feel so dirty. I thought it was fake because why would there be a third person standing there holding the camera? Is the mom the camera man?
bu$hleaguer
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I don't know, could be another sibling I guess. My job isn't as much to determine that a dad is fucking his daughter or something, it's more to determine that what is pictured truly is pornography. That a real penis and a real vagina exist, and that a real penis is really penetrating a real butthole or vagina. That some clothed motherfucker isn't wearing a naked suit or something. The govt doesn't want any pussy shit on the shelves, basically, they want it as depraved as possible, and I get paid to make sure that happens
StonedFarmer
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StonedFarmer
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People like you are just keeping the industry honest.
bu$hleaguer
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Just doing my job, man.
srh88
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i film it and send it off to @bu$hleaguer for review.
qwizoking
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2 years ago, midfle of September, i was about to finalize my divorce...i fucked my first mom...
i uttered these same words.. she didnt seem particularly thrilled ,
or surprised however
Diabolical666
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I am a part time murder consultant
qwizoking
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hmmmm
ill note tgis for future reference.
i may have to eliminate this security guarrd. cause im definitely not smoking less dank weed
srh88
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can you ever use too much lime?
Bob Zmuda
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That's right.
And he doesn't even HAVE to view it***
He knows that shit is HARDCORE XXXXX every time.
***he still does view it though because it's always radical.
srh88
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it is pretty intense. i always end up in the splash zone
StonedFarmer
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I will be the judge of that.
Will I see multitple czts chasing a ball of yarn and several othwrs aleeling in the aunlight?
Side b has the tentacle and midget porn tho right?
Diabolical666
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Lol tentacle..I hope thats a typo too
tyler.durden
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I am an Asshole Scratcher in a large midwestern city. It's an industry I created, butt it's taking off faster than I could have imagined. It started when a dude was watching me scratching furiously through my pants, I'm mean really digging, and he asked me if I would do it for him. I agreed for $10, he gladly paid. So, I now charge $10 over the pants, and $20 under the pants, all are up to 3 minute sessions. I've got a line around the fucking block most days, a lot of regulars. I think I should raise my rates...
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