Woman is the root cause of all of man’s and God’s woes.

Zaehet Strife

Zaehet Strife

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skunkd0c said:
The evolution of woman is similar to that of the dog

when folk were cavemen and cavewomen they would club each other over the head it was part of the mating ritual
from a distance a man and woman with long hair would look similar
if you had taken the trouble to bash them over the head and they turn out male i doubt you would of wasted the opportunity in those days
simply flip them over and use the arse instead, i think all cavemen must of been bisexual

women being weaker than men would of got raped more often as they cant run as fast either
so just like the wolf became the dog
cavewomen evolved to become placid to survive
they learned to suck cock without biting the end off for example
survival of the friendliest worked for both dogs and women

if you search hard enough you may find a woman that is almost as loyal as a dog

peace
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LMFAO!!! This made me laugh so hard, nice!
 
skunkd0c

skunkd0c

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Many modern women are actually guilty of devolution their true feminist cave sisters would not be pleased
back in the cavelady days you would have to knock them out with some animal bone or maybe a swift kick to the head
now you only need buy them a couple of drinks and tell them they pretty

i'm pretty sure a cave woman would kick my arse. the thought is quite arousing

peace
 
Zaehet Strife

Zaehet Strife

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Anyone who has a girlfriend or wife, who makes themselves a sandwich, is a pussy... and or pussy whipped. lol, if i want something to eat my girlfriend makes me that shit, cuz i do all the man shit around the house, like fixing shit... the car, the jeep, the fridge, the toaster and the waffle maker, i deserve a goddamn sandwich after all that messy bullshit!. Hell i bought her the damn jeep, i should get like a 1000 of them. lmao!
 
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