Wise Chinese sayings - full of wisdom

GelenaAK420 said:

He who goes to bed with itchy asshole, wake up with smelly fingers

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Oldy but a goody

confucius say: me rikee! hiyaaaah!

Growan say: it's 20 to 4 in the am, and the kids will be up in about 3 hours, so I'm fuckin off to bed.

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U Sofa King Wee Todd Did

spitters are quitters...

Woman who fly airplane upside down have crack-up.

i chink i know you but i could be wong

Its not untill a fly lands on your testicles that you relise problems can be solved without violence

Wise man also once say,dynamite cums in small vaginas

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot

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if there is a strong general there will be no weak soldiers

the longest journey begins with a single step

a strong general means no weak soldiers

I'm only as stoned as I drunk I am! - Some bar fly.

Ever notice that times of money and no weed are worse than times of weed and no money? - I forget who

If it's the more you buy the cheaper it gets, heck, fill up my truck til it's free! - Some one I knew once a long time ago

U Sofa King Wee Todd Did, my dixie wrecked

Imagination can run wild but running wild can bring imagination

Man who has hands in pocket feel cocky.

Man who lies on hill is not on level.

seven days of honeymoon makes one hole weak

He who smokes pot chokes on handle

Be the first to the field and the last to the couch
Dig the well before you are thirsty
He who strikes the first blow admits he's lost the argument
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow