@winter solstice

Winter is so depressing. Sometimes I just want to stay in bed and give up on life. Then I remember I have a large bank account and an even larger penis and I wake up and go write my name in the snow with my large penis and greet the day.

neosapien said:

Winter is so depressing. Sometimes I just want to stay in bed and give up on life. Then I remember I have a large bank account and an even larger penis and I wake up and go write my name in the snow with my large penis and greet the day.

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do you have any advice for the less well endowed among us?

UncleBuck said:

do you have any advice for the less well endowed among us?

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Yes. Kill yourselves.

UncleBuck said:

do you have any advice for the less well endowed among us?

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move to buffalo..

UncleBuck said:

classy.



super classy.

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I thought the coffee dick shadow was pretty clever.

I tend toward the seasonal affective disorder… so the shorter days expedite it for sure, but at least it's somewhat sunny during the day. It's the Feb/March time and the constant damp grayness that about send me over the edge.

I hear you on the cold mornings though. We heat with a wood stove and it's coooooold getting out of bed to stoke that thing. I just love getting into bed in LAYERS of clothing.


Anyone here live in Florida? Seriously. We've been to the keys quite a bit and it looks like it would be great to live there.

racerboy71 said:

move to buffalo..

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very topical!

you are a man of the times!

@UncleBuck Who is that in your avi? it looks like he's got a roasted marshmallow in his mouth. Or Freddy Krueger in his pre burn victim days. I can't see the face, only the hat. Is he wearing finger knives too?

Hookabelly said:

@UncleBuck Who is that in your avi? it looks like he's got a roasted marshmallow in his mouth. Or Freddy Krueger in his pre burn victim days. I can't see the face, only the hat. Is he wearing finger knives too?

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i got that from the dating section thread over at stormfront! he's an ubermenschen, quite superior and supreme!

UncleBuck said:

i got that from the dating section thread over at stormfront! he's an ubermenschen, quite superior and supreme!

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my what a catch. NOt a marshmallow but a rose. Oh and looks like he's a whiz in the kitchen, from the looks of all that packaged shit on the counter a real heath nut to boot . But can't figure out why you're looking for a date? He doesn't seem your type.

Hookabelly said:

my what a catch. NOt a marshmallow but a rose. Oh and looks like he's a whiz in the kitchen, from the looks of all that packaged shit on the counter a real heath nut to boot . But can't figure out why you're looking for a date? He doesn't seem your type.

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my favorite part is the "branson" magnet holding up a chaotic to do list which surely includes bl;eaching his white robes and burning a few crosses!

i have an ongoing joke with my family whenever they ask about where to go for this anniversary or that special occasion: it's always branson missouri!

neosapien said:

Winter is so depressing. Sometimes I just want to stay in bed and give up on life. Then I remember I have a large bank account and an even larger penis and I wake up and go write my name in the snow with my large penis and greet the day.

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I hear ya. Except my bank account is tiny.

Why are you on stormfront? What is stormfront?

Singlemalt said:

Buck misses the old days of Solstice virgin sacrificial rites. Its not winter Buck, its the lack of virgins these days

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but we still roast a pig every year...

Fucking Hippies