I mean they run onto beaches and steal booze... you'd think theyd have an intrest in housing...maybe bunk beds
little tree forts. with hammocks.
WHY is EVERYTHING you believe STUPID and WRONG?!
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little tree forts. with hammocks.
smokinheavy79
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See...this is how I wanted the thread to start... not with all those evo religious nuts....preachin about their non existant god...
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...the best part is the song!
cannabineer
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About monkey houses ... imo the key feature that distinguishes the human animal from the others is a capacity for Story. It underlies our technology.
Monkeys can be taught by external alien god sorts (the naked pink things with dreadful fashion sense) to use sign language, okay. But how many wild monkeys (apes, technically) use language, sign or otherwise, to share concepts with any abstact content? As near as we can tell - none. Mind you, it's possible that there is a simian secret society, a surreptitious ape-clan, pithecine Illuminati whispering about Goldman Sachs and Haarp and deep lethal Trojans in every computer OS sold since 1988 ... waiting for the signal in fourteen months ...
uh, is that pizza?? cn
Monkeys can be taught by external alien god sorts (the naked pink things with dreadful fashion sense) to use sign language, okay. But how many wild monkeys (apes, technically) use language, sign or otherwise, to share concepts with any abstact content? As near as we can tell - none. Mind you, it's possible that there is a simian secret society, a surreptitious ape-clan, pithecine Illuminati whispering about Goldman Sachs and Haarp and deep lethal Trojans in every computer OS sold since 1988 ... waiting for the signal in fourteen months ...
uh, is that pizza?? cn
smokinheavy79
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Aren't we like alien gods to monkeys? I think we are REALLY missing an opprotunity with monkey slaves...
cannabineer
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Still want to know more about Vaginatron. You into bestality? Ever hump a fax machine? Faxin' awesome. Never diddle a copier. You'll be drained of all operating fluids by the child support. cn
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smokinheavy79
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cannabineer
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yea yea...but what about monkey slaves??
edit: Santa aint real??
Up your game dude. WINGED monkey slaves.
Oh wait, That movie ended badly also. cn
smokinheavy79
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I mean like, get me a beer...cut the grass monkey...maybe ak47, cone rolling monkey...man, who wouldnt want a monkey to get their beer and trim their plants?!
smokinheavy79
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Was there a question that I was avoiding?
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laywhoish12
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Its about time
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