Why does the rim of my thing get brown and poopy ?

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Dr.Pecker

Dr.Pecker

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She did it to me, tbo I didn't even realize what was going on at first. I noticed it was a little dry and opened my eyes. What do I see? The ol trouser trout swimming to brown town. Oh ya, then she sucked me off afterword. I don't know what to make of it. I guess I feel indifferent, maybe a little tainted or dirty.
 
Michael Huntherz

Michael Huntherz

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Dr.Pecker said:
She did it to me, tbo I didn't even realize what was going on at first. I noticed it was a little dry and opened my eyes. What do I see? The ol trouser trout swimming to brown town. Oh ya, then she sucked me off afterword. I don't know what to make of it. I guess I feel indifferent, maybe a little tainted or dirty.
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This is what I call a successful date. You'd be surprised how many girls go ass-to-mouth. (maybe you wouldn't) Don't worry, it isn't always poopy, but it is always dirty. I voted "Ah, yes."

Disclaimer: I've been with the same woman for 16 years, I only play a playa on the internets, but I do fuck like a God.

This was for sale on Etsy:

 
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Cannacat

Cannacat

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Dr.Pecker said:
She did it to me, tbo I didn't even realize what was going on at first. I noticed it was a little dry and opened my eyes. What do I see? The ol trouser trout swimming to brown town. Oh ya, then she sucked me off afterword. I don't know what to make of it. I guess I feel indifferent, maybe a little tainted or dirty.
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Erm... no. I have no desire to judge the bedroom habits of anybody else, if it feels good then enjoy, but.... she sucked you off after taking it up the arse?? Nooooo!
 
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Sthomp

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Why do men want to put their thing in the back entrance unless the other two are taken? I never get that.

Maybe they should make lube that looks and smells like poo. Suitable for oral and vaginal use.



Or you could dip your thing in chocolate, like a banana

 
Michael Huntherz

Michael Huntherz

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Sthomp said:
Why do men want to put their thing in the back entrance unless the other two are taken? I never get that.

Maybe they should make lube that looks and smells like poo. Suitable for oral and vaginal use.



Or you could dip your thing in chocolate, like a banana

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Because it feels amazing. The rectum has a lot of nerve endings, the pitcher and catcher both benefit. It feels good is often the answer, deceptively simple.

I've known a couple women who couldn't cum without something in their ass. Not by themselves, not with any partner, had to have it in the ass. You may not understand because it is possible you are not sexually liberated or fulfilled yet. Or maybe you are and it simply isn't your jam, and that's OK, but it isn't just men who love the ass. Some women dig it quite a lot. Just because you don't get it doesn't make it weird.
 
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Sthomp

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Michael Huntherz said:
Because it feels amazing. The rectum has a lot of nerve endings, the pitcher and catcher both benefit. It feels good is often the answer, deceptively simple.

I've known a couple women who couldn't cum without something in their ass. Not by themselves, not with any partner, had to have it in the ass. You may not understand because it is possible you are not sexually liberated or fulfilled yet. Or maybe you are and it simply isn't your jam, and that's OK, but it isn't just men who love the ass. Some women dig it quite a lot. Just because you don't get it doesn't make it weird.
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I didn't say it's weird. I don't think needing something up your ass means being sexually liberated or fullfilled lol.

I'm sure there are exceptions but you have to understand I talk with other women about these things more openly and honestly than men. I never heard one say anything you said except for on tv and porn. I get it's horny because it's not what good christians do. Saying it feels good because lots of nerve endings makes me think you should educate yourself more about vaginas than rectums. Does that make it less gay or dirty? Calling it a rectum?

Let me tell you a secret, most women who say it feels amazing detected you are not comfortable with your sexuality (bi/gay) and just play along like a good wife. So you don't go to meet other gays who are more interested and willing.
 
abe supercro

abe supercro

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Sthomp said:
I get it's horny because it's not what good christians do.
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oh lawwwd, praise jesus someone is talking about ass fucking.

Sthomp said:
Let me tell you a secret, most women who say it feels amazing detected you are not comfortable with your sexuality (bi/gay) and just play along like a good wife. So you don't go to meet other gays who are more interested and willing.
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BOOM!
 
abe supercro

abe supercro

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Michael Huntherz said:
You may not understand because it is possible you are not sexually liberated or fulfilled yet. Or maybe you are and it simply isn't your jam, and that's OK, but it isn't just men who love the ass. Some women dig it quite a lot. Just because you don't get it doesn't make it weird.
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That sounds reasonable enough. However, the reply you got to that statement sounds preachy and judgmental imo.
 
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