why does my butthole always hurt?

VILEPLUME

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I always get an itchy asshole after a big shit, so I hop into the shower and wash my asshole out. Sounds nasty, but no itchy.
 

beardo

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I have had a problem with my ass and nuts and legs for a couple years now, it's like a sweaty rash, I went to a doctor but he was an idiot and tried saying it was fungus and to use tough actin tanactin spray and I did but it didn't help, it is a real problem and hurts and is annoying and wears holes in my underware and pants after awhile, I think I have an overly sweaty ass and nuts causing the problem or my legs are to big and rub together I'm not sure but it is terrible, Any help with my problem would be appreciated and I hope you don't have the same issue I have because there seems to be no cure- Good luck with your butt hole
 

PUFeNUF

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Hey do this and if it hurts ur might have a really bad hernia, take ur finger and poke it into ur belly button right in the middle of it where that lil knot is, and press on it, and if u feel it all the way down in ur taint that means u were really supposed to be born a woman that thats where u vagina canal should have been.
lmfao? is this a joke
 

beardo

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I have had a problem with my ass and nuts and legs for a couple years now, it's like a sweaty rash, I went to a doctor but he was an idiot and tried saying it was fungus and to use tough actin tanactin spray and I did but it didn't help, it is a real problem and hurts and is annoying and wears holes in my underware and pants after awhile, I think I have an overly sweaty ass and nuts causing the problem or my legs are to big and rub together I'm not sure but it is terrible, Any help with my problem would be appreciated and I hope you don't have the same issue I have because there seems to be no cure- Good luck with your butt hole
Can anyone offer any help or suggestions?
 

elduece

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I have had a problem with my ass and nuts and legs for a couple years now, it's like a sweaty rash, I went to a doctor but he was an idiot and tried saying it was fungus and to use tough actin tanactin spray and I did but it didn't help, it is a real problem and hurts and is annoying and wears holes in my underware and pants after awhile, I think I have an overly sweaty ass and nuts causing the problem or my legs are to big and rub together I'm not sure but it is terrible, Any help with my problem would be appreciated and I hope you don't have the same issue I have because there seems to be no cure- Good luck with your butt hole
dude, what's your diet like? Sometime you can sweat what you've eaten especially bad food like chain restaurant foods McD's, BK etc. It's how your body reacts to toxins/unfamiliar food materials it tries to sweat it all out. And bacterial/microbes have dug in that swamp ass festering awhile and I'll wager that could be your problem. Why do you think people who eat McD's smell like it? Good luck to your poor little holwe.
 

beardo

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dude, what's your diet like? Sometime you can sweat what you've eaten especially bad food like chain restaurant foods McD's, BK etc. It's how your body reacts to toxins/unfamiliar food materials it tries to sweat it all out. And bacterial/microbes have dug in that swamp ass festering awhile and I'll wager that could be your problem. Why do you think people who eat McD's smell like it? Good luck to your poor little holwe.
I buy Ramen Noodles and hot dogs to eat in addition to whatever good stuff I can find being thrown out in peoples trash I also forage for roughage like dandelions and rhubarb
 

CrownMeKing

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im not sure if any1 has said it already, im pretty stoned and im too lazy to read thru 11 pages of why ur butthole hurts lol but its most likely a rectal fissure. you said u were whipping alot down there maybe you whipped too much and too hard. the lining of ur anus breaks and its pretty damn painful, gross too :&
 

wanabe

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LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLL

Anyways no not butt sex, I take a shower every morning and at night sometimes and I wipe effectively. Yet my butthole hurts all the time. Like rug burn.. Or a swim suit rash..

Is someone buttfucking me in my sleep?:dunce:

you have no life this website is for marijauna go on yahoo or something with this dam
 

dvs1038

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Im tellin ya u were supposed to be a woman, but ya c sometimes when a chick give birth to a girl but the dad wanted a boy there is this special thing the doctor tells the dad he can do cause it might not be too late, just go up to ur lil girl, hold her nose closed and blow really hard into her mouth and sometimes it will make a dick pop out, then u have a boy!! Maybe its like when sumptin is healing it itches so maybe thats what it is, did ur dad do that to u?
 

Topo

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Cheap chinese toilet paper. Feels like sandpaper, almost makes your ass bleed. Get some decent shit paper.
I would think that it is always good to sand-off the crud to prepare a perfect and permanent bleached asshole.
 
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