Why does God care if I masturbate?

thepenofareadywriter

thepenofareadywriter

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mmjmon said:
No offense to anyone, but this is my belief. You don't have to agree or even read it. Hopefully this isn't against RIU rules either.

As per your question, if you think about it, you are paying homage to yourself, rather to him. Satan is ruling the earth at this time, as mentioned earlier, trying to distract us all from doing Jehovah's will. Someday the earth will be made perfect again, as will we, just as it was intended. "on earth as it is in heaven" If this were to not come to pass, that would mean that God lied. Knowing that his word is true, we can look forward to it.

That is just the beginning of it though. I will go on if you'd like, but I'm sure there'd be a lot of grumbling. Remember though, to celebrate the death of Jesus as he said to do at his last meal with his disciples. This year it will fall on Monday 4/14 after sunset. Why celebrate his death rather than his birth? Besides Jesus telling us to, this was his ransom sacrifice to his father for us all.

Someday, you will understand.
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understand this... I am... the almighty MASTERBAITER
 
ibob

ibob

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guitarisgr8 said:
God is not real so don't worry you can be a grade A champion wanker without any of the guilt...... and if I'm an absolute idiot and God actually does magically exist in his cloud mansion well then he is king of the voyeurs so he's in no position to judge us for spanking the monkey
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this is very false
 
Dislexicmidget2021

Dislexicmidget2021

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God caring if you masturbate?I find it Laughable at best.Dose man care if he masturbates?Yes,.Can not one enjoy a good bate session without the guilt of a subjective authorithy figures disapproval?Absolutely.The senseless Guilt only serves to degrade the pleasure of our sexuality and self love.You can even masturbate without ejaculating and reap very healthy benefits from it.Just look up Tantric Masturbation techniques,that shits quite real and holy fuck one can have multiple non ejaculatory orgasms when soloing, it takes a bit of self control though, so practice is a must,but its the absolute best when you have a chick to practice the tantric techniques with.
 
auswolf

auswolf

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Of course god hates it.
Take for example when my dog starts humping my carpet, I start screaming
"FUCK......YOU FUCKING DIRTY FUCK"
And yes I fucking hate it.........

When you like get to heaven gods going to be saying "Ahh lets see midwestergro
you been blowing ya load all over my earth, and ya think your going to heaven??
Yeah right, like I want ya dropping your load all over heaven.......get the fuck out of here"
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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auswolf said:
Of course god hates it.
Take for example when my dog starts humping my carpet, I start screaming
"FUCK......YOU FUCKING DIRTY FUCK"
And yes I fucking hate it.........

When you like get to heaven gods going to be saying "Ahh lets see midwestergro
you been blowing ya load all over my earth, and ya think your going to heaven??
Yeah right, like I want ya dropping your load all over heaven.......get the fuck out of here"
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What the fuck kind of Heaven wouldn't let you orgasm?
 
Skuxx

Skuxx

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auswolf said:
Of course god hates it.
Take for example when my dog starts humping my carpet, I start screaming
"FUCK......YOU FUCKING DIRTY FUCK"
And yes I fucking hate it.........

When you like get to heaven gods going to be saying "Ahh lets see midwestergro
you been blowing ya load all over my earth, and ya think your going to heaven??
Yeah right, like I want ya dropping your load all over heaven.......get the fuck out of here"
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lmfao
 
Dislexicmidget2021

Dislexicmidget2021

Well-Known Member
auswolf said:
Of course god hates it.
Take for example when my dog starts humping my carpet, I start screaming
"FUCK......YOU FUCKING DIRTY FUCK"
And yes I fucking hate it.........

When you like get to heaven gods going to be saying "Ahh lets see midwestergro
you been blowing ya load all over my earth, and ya think your going to heaven??
Yeah right, like I want ya dropping your load all over heaven.......get the fuck out of here"
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So,,,,"God" hates it ? That sounds more like your opinion,IMHO.Just as it is also an opinion of mine that he really could care less.To each there own.
 
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ghostdriver

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Seamen is your seed man gotta respect your body, masturbation is abusing it man and your ether watching porn people exploiting each other, these are people who have familys mother and fathers and wifes. or fantasizing about a women your not with both is chains of evil around your soul clouding your judgement and changing your life for the worse and changing the path you go down. Overcoming masturbation was the hardest thing I have ever done. And sex before marriage also a sin. sex before marriage makes single mothers or worse abortions.. research the kentucky meat incident GOD hates abortions. made it rain human infant flesh check my thread for more info about God

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Da Mann

Da Mann

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mmjmon said:
No offense to anyone, but this is my belief. You don't have to agree or even read it. Hopefully this isn't against RIU rules either.

As per your question, if you think about it, you are paying homage to yourself, rather to him. Satan is ruling the earth at this time, as mentioned earlier, trying to distract us all from doing Jehovah's will. Someday the earth will be made perfect again, as will we, just as it was intended. "on earth as it is in heaven" If this were to not come to pass, that would mean that God lied. Knowing that his word is true, we can look forward to it.

That is just the beginning of it though. I will go on if you'd like, but I'm sure there'd be a lot of grumbling. Remember though, to celebrate the death of Jesus as he said to do at his last meal with his disciples. This year it will fall on Monday 4/14 after sunset. Why celebrate his death rather than his birth? Besides Jesus telling us to, this was his ransom sacrifice to his father for us all.

Someday, you will understand.
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A JW on a Pot Growing Forum. Sounds like a typical JW to me.I can hook you up with something that will fix you.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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ghostdriver said:
Seamen is your seed man gotta respect your body, masturbation is abusing it man and your ether watching porn people exploiting each other, these are people who have familys mother and fathers and wifes. or fantasizing about a women your not with both is chains of evil around your soul clouding your judgement and changing your life for the worse and changing the path you go down. Overcoming masturbation was the hardest thing I have ever done. And sex before marriage also a sin. sex before marriage makes single mothers or worse abortions.. research the kentucky meat incident GOD hates abortions. made it rain human infant flesh check my thread for more info about God

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No wonder you're so manic and irrational, your invisible friend won't even let you bust a nut regularly. All mammals masturbate, I wonder why god made them that way if he detests it so much. That seems retarded of him. The Bible no where specifically forbids or denounces masturbation. If one were to masturbate thinking only of one's spouse, the bible would be fine with it. The bible does, of course, denounce all forms of sexual impurity and fantasies that would involve adulterous relationships whether actual or mental. And that's where some of the genius lies, in the concept of thought crimes. Even back then they must have know that we cannot choose what we think from moment to moment, so they attached guilt to that process. Brilliant, really, making people feel guilty for what is not in their control. That way they can affect everyone who buys into the joke. Scientific studies show how healthy masturbation is for your physical body, your emotional state, and how it is a deterrent toward rape and violence. It always amuses me that christians tend to enjoy the fruits of modern technology and science in their everyday lives, yet choose their philosophical and spiritual beliefs from a bronze age book. Why not live the other parts of your life this way? Leeches instead of antibiotics, hammer and chisel striking stone instead of typing on your laptops, donkeys and carts in favor of cars. No? Why? Because things from the Bronze Age SUCK! That's why. Hypocrites...
 
Da Mann

Da Mann

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I keep hearing in this thread it is not in the Bible. It is. I have read it. I am not a Bible Thumper so I can not say go to John.....But it is there. Talks about wasting your seed and spilling it on the ground. I believe it was in the old Mosaic Law.
 
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ghostdriver

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18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.
- Corinthians
27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
- Matthew
 
Romanito420

Romanito420

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It's rule made up by man. Don't listen to the bs rumor about God hating you.

We are men, 99% of men in the world masturbate. Even the preachers, gurus, ministers, rabbi's, and yes even the pope. It's natural, that's right ladies!! ;-)
 
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