Who Would Win In A Fight?

Willies a hippy. Ozzy snorted ants. I think ozzy would pull some crazy shit.

yeah Ozzy FTW...he would pick up willy and bite his head off.

Okay time for a cat fight..

Freddie Mercury Vs. Elton John??

Fredie would ROCK Elton

Bart or Cartman

Haha yea definitely freddie, I can picture him actually throwing closed fist punches (although they may be sideways punches) compared to elton john's open handed slaps.

Cartman sits on bart, and talks hella shit. end of story

Next up: battle royale consisting of late night talk show hosts

Jay leno vs. david letterman vs. conan obrien vs. jimmy kimmel vs. george lopez

I'll take lopez by means of the legendary ditry sanchez in the third rd.

-FDD vs StonedPony: Lmao... that's like asking who has the better looking kids, who has better karma, who has more real life friends, who has a family that loves him, who is the lesser dick, who will live longer........ FDD or StonedPony....... answers - still - & always - StonedPony, lol. Duh!
(hypothetically speaking of course to avoid 'hurting' anyone's feelings)

-Cheech vs Chong: Tie... both are too cool with one another & in touch with marijuana to make war.

-Harold/Kumar vs Saul/Dale: Saul/Dale hands down... you saw they're fight scene, they kick ass together, Dale brings brute force while Saul brings FOREIGN OBJECTS! (Ready 2 Runble reference)

-Franklin vs Lincoln vs Washington vs Jackson: Washington wins by default. He's #1 literally, so he gets the respect of always getting shiit done his way. Lincoln get's ktfo in a millisecond due to not seeing a right cross from the blindside. Hell, he couldn't even see a dude with a handgun pointed at his head from his peripherals, he's an easy ko.

CHARLIE SHEEN vs DONALD TRUMP

The donald of course.....He hides WMD right under his swoop

New matchup: Battle of the Mullets

Kenny powers vs. Dog the bounty hunter

Bonus: who has the sweeter mullet?

canuckgrow' avatar or a angry beaver