Who created Marijuana? God, Devil, Aliens

victozap said:

Haha that reminded me of that South Park episode where Earth is just a game show for the rest of the universe.

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It made me think of "Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy" and how the planet earth was a massive organic computer working on the question of life, the universe and everything and just seconds before the tem million years it took to run the program was completed the planet earth was destroyed by the Vogons to make room for a hyper-space bypass.

A very fitting end for the planet earth. The mice were rather upset over it though.

victozap said:

Haha that reminded me of that South Park episode where Earth is just a game show for the rest of the universe.

I bet there are aliens out there just watching us. They're probably like, "Hey, let's throw a tsunami and Katrina at them and see what happens!"

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hmmmmm could be, those saucer going out the water generating massive winds so compact the blast out to tsunamis

What if marijuana was the "tree of knowledge" in the bible. What if Eve didn't eat the fruit, she smoked it"


hemp may have been among the first plants used for agricultural purposes in ancient Tamera (Egypt). The egyptian goddess Bast was the goddess of hemp and marijuana. We get the modern English word “bast”, meaning the fibers of the hemp plant, from Her name.

Ok so riddle me this, what if space aliens did build the pyramids, and what if they brought the weed with them and taught the Egyptians how to cultivate it and use it? (Sativa is Latin for "cultivated")

Think about it, Mayans had pyramids and there are strains of weed from central America.

The Chinese had the same knowedge as the Mayans when it came to astronomy and they used weed too.

mmmsticky said:

you just havent seen me flexing

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Dude.... are you coming on to me??!


Religion and alien visitation go hand in hand. Both are products of human narcissism. We are very much alone. If you look at a galactic map of our location.... we're like the Dukes of Hazzard out here.

There is a show on the International History Channel about ancient religions and drugs. It's quite interesting. They were all tripping on whatever they could get their hands on. It's no wonder the stories are outrageous. The mistake is in thinking it is history...it is not.


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misshestermoffitt said:

What if marijuana was the "tree of knowledge" in the bible. What if Eve didn't eat the fruit, she smoked it"


hemp may have been among the first plants used for agricultural purposes in ancient Tamera (Egypt). The egyptian goddess Bast was the goddess of hemp and marijuana. We get the modern English word “bast”, meaning the fibers of the hemp plant, from Her name.

Ok so riddle me this, what if space aliens did build the pyramids, and what if they brought the weed with them and taught the Egyptians how to cultivate it and use it? (Sativa is Latin for "cultivated")

Think about it, Mayans had pyramids and there are strains of weed from central America.

The Chinese had the same knowedge as the Mayans when it came to astronomy and they used weed too.

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when they saw jesus walk over the water, they wernt burning wood, they were burning hemp & buds.... !

in a tent... just imagin how stoned they were, and they all had the same trip, jesus tripd he was walking on water.. and thats how it all started.

DWR said:

when they saw jesus walk over the water, they wernt burning wood, they were burning hemp & buds.... !

in a tent... just imagin how stoned they were, and they all had the same trip, jesus tripd he was walking on water.. and thats how it all started.

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Case in point. nevah happened...


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CrackerJax said:

Case in point. nevah happened...


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case in point ?

you mean the point of the case is it never happend ?

then yes, word !!!! AIGHT

CrackerJax said:

Dude.... are you coming on to me??!


Religion and alien visitation go hand in hand. Both are products of human narcissism. We are very much alone. If you look at a galactic map of our location.... we're like the Dukes of Hazzard out here.

There is a show on the International History Channel about ancient religions and drugs. It's quite interesting. They were all tripping on whatever they could get their hands on. It's no wonder the stories are outrageous. The mistake is in thinking it is history...it is not.


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I think that god is the soul creator of marijuana if their is such a thing as god. Once reading the new testaments many references are pointed towards what many stoners think is talking about weed. This could be true, and it might not be. Personally i think it is true. the invisionment of god is that he created everything everywhere, whether it be bad, evil, on earth, or on pluto. Everything has a purpose in our world and marijuana is just an amazing plant that was given to us to use for everything from making paper to getting stoned.

And back to crackerjacks's comment about how we are very much alone. If the universe is truely infininant then how could we be alone. if you think about it, if the universe was infinant then there would be exact replicas of everything we know of. so we have earth. somewhere else there would be another place called earth. same conitinents. same people. same times for everything that is hapening. same thoughts for the same people at the same time. that ones somethin to think about isnt it?

peace

its been documented as a religious plant in india for the past 3500 years....
that means for 3500 years ppl have worshiped it... used it for salvation... inner peace...

we have gods that smoke, an gods that say its been given as a gift to humanity....

indian saints have been using weed as a source of inner energy since even before its documentation

bballin420 said:

I think that god is the soul creator of marijuana if their is such a thing as god. Once reading the new testaments many references are pointed towards what many stoners think is talking about weed. This could be true, and it might not be. Personally i think it is true. the invisionment of god is that he created everything everywhere, whether it be bad, evil, on earth, or on pluto. Everything has a purpose in our world and marijuana is just an amazing plant that was given to us to use for everything from making paper to getting stoned.

And back to crackerjacks's comment about how we are very much alone. If the universe is truely infininant then how could we be alone. if you think about it, if the universe was infinant then there would be exact replicas of everything we know of. so we have earth. somewhere else there would be another place called earth. same conitinents. same people. same times for everything that is hapening. same thoughts for the same people at the same time. that ones somethin to think about isnt it?

peace

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I don't think we are alone in the galaxy, and certainly not in the universe. However i don't believe ANYONE is visiting us at all. We are in the Boonies, the sticks! We are the Hillbillies of our galaxy! Look at our location in the galaxy... All the HIP stuff is happening far far away. besides, what's to see over here? A polluted planet with some smart apelike creatures, hardly an inspiring case to fly all the way out on a spiral arm. We are alone, the very reason religion was INVENTED.


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CrackerJax said:

I don't think we are alone in the galaxy, and certainly not in the universe. However i don't believe ANYONE is visiting us at all. We are in the Boonies, the sticks! We are the Hillbillies of our galaxy! Look at our location in the galaxy... All the HIP stuff is happening far far away. besides, what's to see over here? A polluted planet with some smart apelike creatures, hardly an inspiring case to fly all the way out on a spiral arm. We are alone, the very reason religion was INVENTED.


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that completely put a different view on things for me.

i guess i now agree with that theory

I know who created marijuana... It's that damn Sasquatch!

there was a documentary on marijuana on the bbc a few weeks back.

weed came about by pure chance. it grew thousands of years ago in the himalayas without thc, but it evolved cos things were damaging it.
cos the himalayas are so high, the suns rays are stronger, thc protected the plant from that, and wild animals hate the taste of it. it did a good job. it just so happens thc gets u high.

thats not me making it up, that was on bbc 2.

bballin420 said:

that completely put a different view on things for me.

i guess i now agree with that theory

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It sort of makes sense doesn't it?

I know it's a party pooper attitude for some folks, but it all comes down to probabilities in the end. If man can someday lose the superstitious mind and make the next leap... we may indeed be able to interact with other life forms. Right now we are the Ferengi (sp) (star trek) and have no business making contact.

Man has a long way to go, and it can be difficult for many to realize that history will regard us as primitive as we now regard the Neanderthal.

Put down the mirror and pick up a good book and take comfort that you are here. It should be enough. It is for me. Weee! Bong hits all around!!


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Awe come on Jax, wouldn't it just be too fun and exciting if on 21-21-2012 a bunch of aliens came flying in to see how we were doing?

No I don't think it'll happen, but wouldn't it be cool just the same?

On one level i agree completely...

On another level, I'm not sure the world could handle the inferiority complex that would follow.... awwww.


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Wouldn't it a riot of the aliens landed and yelled "you're doing it wrong !!! Use the hemp plant dumbasses and stop killing your world with oil, sheesh !!!"

Or perhaps they are looking for oil like space whalers and strip us of our energy supplies... SPACE WHALERS!!! BLOODY PIRATES!!

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Slave labor or "high" pay, can u see a bunch of hommies really building the pyramids? and doing it for the government. Really think of the "high pay" as in pay in marijuana...sensi....not paper hemp. I think that there were alot of soldiers who built while in a "reservist unit". A military/fun situation, imagine the production possibilites. Yea there would be accidents but this is B4 workers comp. Hell there was probly that, especially in a self sustaining society, if not gov help somebody pick up a pre fab healthy producing woman. And we have evolved for generations so in all reality and with much love going with total disrespect to make a funny shit sandwich of pyramid bullshit. Yea i posts it!

About the H. mountains. Maybe that was the "reward from thier god for making the trek and returning from the mountains alive. Maybe it was made so the seeds would be taken back and spread through the world and spread the idea of peace. With all of the nuclear weapons and stealth technology, it is great and bravo to the engineers. But what is to say of a man who profits from war? Of all who invest in the bullet proof vest? Maybe 2012 will not at all be the end of the world but the rebirth, and a new transparency. We can handle the truth! Did bob marleys body turn to cancer cause of really fire shit?I have an experiance with photosensitive dermatitis from sour diesal. In other words you highly susseptible to sunburn. It just so happened everyone who toked got freakin toasted and those who didn't did not burn badly at all. All were in the same place. Sorry off topic.