Where else to store money?

Guys the problem with over sea banks is getting the money there... nearly impossible if its dirty

Brizzy said:

Guys the problem with over sea banks is getting the money there... nearly impossible if its dirty

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yeah i agree

Just set your self up a front and launder it, if you are really making that much money it shouldn't be to much of an expense.

I've always just used a bank...How does any1 know if its dirty money?
Maybe a family member gave you a large amount of cash. Its really no-ones business where you get your money>
unless you sold to CI's and the money is marked which wouldn't matter because they would have stacked evidence anyway

Start a business>pay taxes>turn the bad into good

Gold or Silver would be the only other thing you should consider if your burying it>
Paper cash starts to stink very bad after being underground for a year or two

Guy paid me for painting garage with some money that smelled like fish and piss(obviously it had been buried)
Every person I gave that money asked me wtf that smell was on the money(I thought they would refuse it was so bad)

kindnug said:

I've always just used a bank...How does any1 know if its dirty money?
Maybe a family member gave you a large amount of cash. Its really no-ones business where you get your money>
unless you sold to CI's and the money is marked which wouldn't matter because they would have stacked evidence anyway

Start a business>pay taxes>turn the bad into good

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Starting a biz and paying taxes is a good idea.
Im not 100 on the bank thing, but its my understanding that once your account reaches a certain amount it is looked into...and if you have more than you should you get hit with tax evasion. However I know a 20yr old girl with over 30k in her account but no ones said a word to her, and like you said, most of it was givin to her by a relative

this stupid thread is still going......

hotrodharley said:

Try pulling your head out first. Then go to a local bar with enough bar flies hanging around that somebody will buy this.

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What burlap sacks are no good for burying all my ill gotten monies in?

It's said that Escobar lost a million dollars a year due to rats eating it at the wharehouses it was stored in.

i bring home a paycheck every week. Go fuck yourself with trying to "hide" money. i have no heat in my house in the north, getting laid off....why dont you donate it to a good orginazation instead of lettingit decompose in your yard....

fucking homo..l._

psilocybindude said:

Just set your self up a front and launder it, if you are really making that much money it shouldn't be to much of an expense.

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my dude psilocybin hit the nail on the head. Taxes will wash your money clean. Open a small cash business somewhere.

If you don't want to do that, you can at least report it on line 21 of your 1040 tax return. This way they cant pop you on felony tax evasion. You do pay taxes, right?

Brizzy said:

Starting a biz and paying taxes is a good idea.
Im not 100 on the bank thing, but its my understanding that once your account reaches a certain amount it is looked into...and if you have more than you should you get hit with tax evasion. However I know a 20yr old girl with over 30k in her account but no ones said a word to her, and like you said, most of it was givin to her by a relative

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That's why you start a business with part of the money and the rest goes into bank for business expenses.
Start a Used car dealership or something...I bought out a Caddy dealer that also had used trade in's.
Most people don't care if you pay them all in cash>Some prefer it.
Pay all taxes(most important)
If government gets theirs they could care-less

Say a relative gives you $100k and you put it in a bank>Unless you don't claim it on your taxes there wont be any tax evasion.

If your trying to dodge the tax man then you need gold/silver! and put it in a safe before burying it

Clown Baby said:

my dude psilocybin hit the nail on the head. Taxes will wash your money clean. Open a small cash business somewhere.

If you don't want to do that, you can at least report it on line 21 of your 1040 tax return. This way they cant pop you on felony tax evasion. You do pay taxes, right?

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nah he buries his money...while the rest of us pay taxes, probabally gets food stamps too

Some1 must know he has big money or he wouldn't be burying it...

Taxes were low last few years>He should've claimed it then.

kindnug said:

Some1 must know he has big money or he wouldn't be burying it...

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or hes just some dumbass that happens to be good at growing and the man hasent caught him yet....probabaly because he buries all his profit.....lol

Coming up year will stick anyone making over $250k

Sounds like a Wesley Snipes problem to me!

RetiredMatthebrute said:

i bring home a paycheck every week. Go fuck yourself with trying to "hide" money. i have no heat in my house in the north, getting laid off....why dont you donate it to a good orginazation instead of lettingit decompose in your yard....

fucking homo..l._

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fuck off troll. you dont like this thread? simply dont waste your time by coming to it, and sense you did come to it, seemingly just to make 2 bitchy comments, I am going to assume youre on the rag.
Goodluck with the menstration,
regards

wow. many many bitchy comments, Retiredfagbag. i apologize to all who encounter you and your glowing negativity

i suggest you start a cleaning business to funnel money. Learn how to do your taxes (with free programs online its easy to be your own accountant), don't forget pay your self a salary and take taxes out for god sake. You do it right and you got unemployment to fall back on in hard times...you have a valid source of income and proof of income if you need to try to get a loan or something. Don't report it all, have a rainy day fund...i suggest investing in gold or foreign currency...good luck