What would you do if you had 15 seconds till LEO arrives?

I live in an area right now that is somewhat secluded. If the police were to arive, I would probably get about a 30 second heads up from the neighbor down the road. Assuming that I was home, and assuming that my neighbor was able to get my attention in time, I would theoretically have about 15-30 seconds before they made it to my house.

Just curious, what would you do? Kill the plants, flush them down the toilet? Try to burn them? Lock the doors and wait?

Just curious what your ideas would be.

Fukin pray!!

I'd run out to my shed, yank my plants, jump the fence and toss em into someone else's yard. Soon I'll be growing a couple of other non-cannabis plants out there... so if the cops were to enter my grow area, I could explain the set up by pointing at the legal plants. btw, the other plants I'll be keeping out there will be 4 O'clock plants. They have beautiful flowers which smell VERY VERY good.

Beam me up Scotty.

turn my fans on and not open the door.

chop and flush... every plant down the toilet would be one less...

let my dog off his chain and start choppin

grab bowl, shove in bud light inhale

exhale

pray

oh my god

hold out hands

smile

chop an run, holla!!

chop and run would be nice but they would die anyway.. Get a shredder and make it a good one and bam you have organic food ingrediants... You only grow it to sell to restaurants for there fancy cheese soup

shit thats the only thing i can think of..

Well other than the lights are to video my porn in good lighting? cant see her coon in the incadescant...

lol the chop would be what i can carry when i run away, lol

Phinxter said:

let my dog off his chain and start choppin

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most LEO's wouldnt hesitate to shoot your beloved pet. the only thing this would solve is finding someone to take care of your dog while your incarcerated. not being negative, i just hate it when they shoot the dog.

There isn't much you can do at that point!

get ya self a wheel chair and bang ya head off the floor... while your shaking on the floor in cunvultions they wouldnt be about to cuff you or at least have to call the ambulance so youd get to see some hottie ass for one last time

hard to get out of that one, if you run they WILL catch you eventually..assuming that they dont have a warrant then id sit out front smokin a cig " whats the problem officer"?

I would say light a blunt and blow the smoke in there face because Im in Cali but that would suck if you did that and it turned out to be DEA.

i have an idea of how many plants i'm growing...

if i think they've shown up with a warrant then i would pick up the scissors/knife that i keep by the clones and quickly start cutting them down at the base.

hopefully those would be counted by weight, and not by the number of plants. if i managed to finish chopping all the little ones, then i'd start on the big ones (good luck there!)

lock the house up tight and head for the woods.... if i made it to the woods, head for the river... if i made it to the river; id prob have to stop cause i swim like a rock... then pray

i would cut the the plants and lay them dwn in someone elses yard (not the neighbour who alerted me if i find out the are not coming for me i'd be pissed the hell of and try desperately to A. reattach the plant to the main stalk or B. try to re root them

pull them , hide them on the run, at least then they'd have a bit of a root system to help them along and give them a better chance of living.