What Would an Evangelical Christian Country Be Like

schuylaar

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The Armed Forces will also be purged of anyone who will not take an oath to god. No homosexuals or women will be allowed officially. It will be like it was back when America was great. Gay sex will be done quietly and discreetly so god can't see it. After Joe sucks your dick, you can go out on liberty and beat up some homos just to show everybody how much you hate them.
how will they handle tea-bagging?
 

schuylaar

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Schools would have to be purged of non-Christians, of course. The theory of evolution will be banned. Jesus' words would have to be perverted. Good, Christian prayer would be mandatory.
when i was in second grade in parochial school they taught both- evolution and the world made in 7 days..it was weird and i had questions.
 

schuylaar

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When the health official asked Beam to see the child, the mother opened the trunk where the "child was lying down inside the trunk." The mother was then told that the child would not get a test until he was removed from the trunk and placed in the back seat of the car. The health official called police and returned to the car where the child was found in the back seat.
During the investigation, police were able to review surveillance cameras at an adjacent middle school and corroborate that the child "exited the trunk of the car and entered into the back seat of the vehicle on the passenger side," the warrant said.

:oBeam is a teacher in the Cypress-Fairbanks Independent School District (CFISD), the school district said in a statement to CNN.


got to watch those teachers..do you know what your kids teacher is doing when no one is looking?
 

CatHedral

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When the health official asked Beam to see the child, the mother opened the trunk where the "child was lying down inside the trunk." The mother was then told that the child would not get a test until he was removed from the trunk and placed in the back seat of the car. The health official called police and returned to the car where the child was found in the back seat.
During the investigation, police were able to review surveillance cameras at an adjacent middle school and corroborate that the child "exited the trunk of the car and entered into the back seat of the vehicle on the passenger side," the warrant said.

:oBeam is a teacher in the Cypress-Fairbanks Independent School District (CFISD), the school district said in a statement to CNN.


got to watch those teachers..do you know what your kids teacher is doing when no one is looking?
probably having a pee, a smoke, and a quick cry.
 

Unclebaldrick

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when i was in second grade in parochial school they taught both- evolution and the world made in 7 days..it was weird and i had questions.
I was taught in grade school that the Civil War was about states rights (it was, the right to own other humans but that's not what they meant). When I brought this up at home at age 10 or 11, I was excoriated by my parents who loudly proclaimed that it was about slavery.

Now I am an adult. Long ago I learned that they were right and that the history teacher in our 93% Republican town was full of shit.

But now my surviving parent believes that it was about states rights.

Funny how things change.
 

printer

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School board member who called for burning of LGBTQ+ books is appointed chair
A school board meeting in Virginia descended into chaos this week following a vote to name a district member who has previously called for the burning of “sexually explicit” books in school libraries as its new chair.

Livingston, Va., district member Kirk Twigg on Monday became the Spotsylvania County School Board’s newest chair, drawing criticism from some of his fellow board members, as well as the outgoing chair, Dawn Shelley.

"He has spoken about confidential [human resources] matters in open session. He is constantly using his AOL account to send and read emails throughout school board meetings. He wants to burn books," Shelley said following Twigg’s appointment, NBC-affiliate WRC-TV reported.

Twigg at a board meeting in November said he wanted to “see the books before we burn them so we can identify within our community that we are eradicating this bad stuff.”

“There are some bad, evil-related material that we have to be careful of and look at,” he said at the time.

Twigg’s crusade against books with “sexually explicit” material has not been a solo venture.

Another board member, Rabih Abuismail, during the same meeting said: “I think we should throw those books in a fire.”

"I guess we live in a world now that our public schools would rather have kids read about gay pornography than Christ.” he said.

The book that prompted the exchange, Adam Rapp’s “33 Snowfish,” details the plight of homeless teens running from pasts that include sexual abuse, prostitution and drug addiction. The American Library Association in 2004 named it one of the “Best Books for Young Adults.”

Twigg’s views are also shared by Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin (R), who on the campaign trail last year criticized his opponent, former Gov. Terry McAuliffe (D), for vetoing a bill during his tenure that would have allowed parents to opt their children out of reading assignments they found objectionable.

Twigg on Monday after taking his post fired school superintendent Scott Baker, who had already announced he would be retiring at the end of the school year.

“Baker is no longer with us, he is terminated this evening,” Twigg said, according to the Fredericksburg Free-Lance Star. “He is terminated without cause.”
 

schuylaar

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I was taught in grade school that the Civil War was about states rights (it was, the right to own other humans but that's not what they meant). When I brought this up at home at age 10 or 11, I was excoriated by my parents who loudly proclaimed that it was about slavery.

Now I am an adult. Long ago I learned that they were right and that the history teacher in our 93% Republican town was full of shit.

But now my surviving parent believes that it was about states rights.

Funny how things change.
it's future shock; as i recall this parent has issue with your daughter..they cling to the past because the future is scary.
 

Unclebaldrick

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it's future shock; as i recall this parent has issue with your daughter..they cling to the past because the future is scary.
Yeah, so is the thought that people will realize that she enjoys sex with women. It terrifies her.

The funniest part is that we have all known for years. The only troublesome part that any of us have in this regard is that self-loathing homosexuals are so 1960s.

Self deception is a cornerstone of the Republican party and has been for my whole life.

As long as they can make up a story (blood libel, ritualistic satanic child abuse etc) about their opponents that is worse than what their heroes actually do, it all works out in the end.
 
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schuylaar

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Yeah, so is the thought that people will realize that she enjoys sex with women. It terrifies her.

The funniest part is that we have all known for years. The only troublesome part that any of us have in this regard is that self-loathing homosexuals are so 1960s.

Self deception is a cornerstone of the Republican party and has been for my whole life.

As long as the can make up a story about their opponents that is worse than what their heroes actually do (blood libel, ritualistic satanic child abuse etc.), it all works out in the end.
don't let it ruin your day for she will be just a memory sooner rather than later.
 

Unclebaldrick

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don't let it ruin your day for she will be just a memory sooner rather than later.
Yeah, she's had Covid (if only there was some way to prevent this!) for a week. She does not understand that her greatest time of peril lies ahead of her. They don't mention that on my pillow social media.
 
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