what is ..

Couchlock?? ive seen this in many posts n i'm like WTF

you ever smoke some weed and feel like you can't get off the couch? you don't want to move.

thats couchlock my friend.

yeah happened to me last nite head was buzzin felt about 300 stone couldnt move that was after smokin some crazy glowin white bud.. lol is that couchlock

yep,,,thats couchlock,,,,,,,

yep, you got it! keep smokin

peace not greed.

I ate taco Bell last nite and had toilet lock this morning.

hahaha, i got toilet lock everymorning.... be happy it was just today